Words You DON'T Use on Ride Day...

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  1. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Words I would rather not hear or say before my Mountain Bike ride...
    • Ambulance
    • Hospital
    • Intensive Care
    • Morgue
    • Cemetery
    What's yours?
     
    Mikie, May 21, 2016
    #1
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  2. Fueledbyex8

    Fueledbyex8 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Whittier
    Name:
    Albert
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower
    Ah sh!# car won't start:thumbsdown:
    Wife telling you we got errands to do:unsure:
    Dam it's starting to sprinkle:gag:
     
    Fueledbyex8, May 21, 2016
    #2
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  3. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    It's 8:00 already????
    I brought 4,000 ft legs to an 8,000 ft ride.
     
    Runs with Scissors, May 21, 2016
    #3
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  4. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
    Aww crap where is my:
    Helmet
    Shoes
    Socks
    Gloves
    Front wheel???

    I've been mountain biking since the 1990's so I have said those words at one time or another
     
    Luis, May 21, 2016
    #4
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  5. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    "I just wanna do a________________"
    Short Ride
    Quick Ride
    Slow Ride
    Flat Ride


    It's raining
    It's windy

    "That's doesn't look good"
    "This might be a problem"
    "We have a problem"
     
    mtnbikej, May 21, 2016
    #5
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  6. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Crack.
     
    Faust29, May 21, 2016
    #6
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  7. Danmtchl

    Danmtchl iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Bakersfield
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    2020 Trek Fuel EX 9.7
    Catastrophic failure
     
    Danmtchl, May 21, 2016
    #7
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  8. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    Sag Wagon
     
    mtnbikej, May 21, 2016
    #8
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  9. jaime

    jaime Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Corona, ca
    Name:
    jaime
    Current Bike:
    '20 YT Jeffsy carbon 27'5
    Don't want to hear :
    Rider down
    Snake
    Inmigration

    Don't like so say:
    Wait for me (but I said it anyways)
    I'm already tired.
     
    jaime, May 21, 2016
    #9
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  10. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    ^^^Immigration? Ha ha ha ha!^^^
    @jaime, now that's funny!
     
    Mikie, May 21, 2016
    #10
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  11. Louis Zegarra

    Louis Zegarra Member

    Location:
    Eastvale
    Name:
    LouisZ
    Current Bike:
    Giant Stance
    it's raining

    I'm running late
     
    Louis Zegarra, May 21, 2016
    #11
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  12. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    "Herz is joining us..."
     
    herzalot, May 21, 2016
    #12
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  13. fos'l

    fos'l Well-Known Member

    Name:
    Bob
    Current Bike:
    2005 Santa Cruz Superlight
    I'm pregnant. (Really happened, rode anyway)
     
    fos'l, May 22, 2016
    #13
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  14. ridinrox

    ridinrox Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Fullerton
    Name:
    Roxanne
    Current Bike:
    '16 Giant Trance Advance
    I have to go poo ... (True story :laugh:)
     
    ridinrox, May 22, 2016
    #14
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  15. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Any of the "F" words.
    Really, no one is holding!!?
    I'm lagging as usual.
    Has anyone seen D for a while?
    Dude, where's the shuttle driver?
    Dude, where's the shuttle rig!?
     
    DangerDirtyD, May 22, 2016
    #15
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  16. Louis Zegarra

    Louis Zegarra Member

    Location:
    Eastvale
    Name:
    LouisZ
    Current Bike:
    Giant Stance
    Mom! I don't want to go.
     
    Louis Zegarra, May 22, 2016
    #16
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  17. Grego

    Grego iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Fullerton
    Name:
    joe
    Current Bike:
    WFO9
    My battery is fully charged!
     
    Grego, May 22, 2016
    #17
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  18. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    "The entire ride is fireroad!"
     
    Faust29, May 22, 2016
    #18
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  19. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    "Mtnbikej said this was an easy route..."

    Or... "Mtnbikej says the climbing is mostly over..."
     
    Faust29, May 22, 2016
    #19
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  20. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    The whole ride is asphalt. (Although some of us are okay wid dat. Just sayin').
     
    Runs with Scissors, May 22, 2016
    #20
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  21. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
    "What do you mean you're not riding tubeless..."
     
    Cyclotourist, May 22, 2016
    #21
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  22. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    Fixed it for ya. :thumbsup:
     
    mtnbikej, May 22, 2016
    #22
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  23. StrandLeper

    StrandLeper Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Timothy M. Ryan
    Current Bike:
    SC Bronson 1x/Pivot 429 1x xtr
    "I am kind of hungover and went to sleep four hours ago."
     
    StrandLeper, May 22, 2016
    #23
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  24. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    So you are good for the Death March.....right? Good....let's go. It's an easy ride.....the climbing is mostly over. :Roflmao
     
    mtnbikej, May 22, 2016
    #24
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