Where are all the MTB Hotties?

Bike on!

 

Ride it…

 

Just getting us up to speed on hotties… you’re welcome.

 

That’s one way to get your mileage in

 

Good job Mikie, best all time run and all 10`s!

 

^ She rides a Trek.

 

I've been waiting to see some pics of the local hotties in @Mikie's new 'hood. I just hope that they don't have long beards and wear overalls or that might ruin it for me.

 

Man, none of us really want to see that.

I was stationed at Little Rock AFB in my very early 20's, and they beat into our heads that the local Jacksonville girls were not our friends.
They were, but it sort of depended on how you interpreted the narrative..

 

I haven't driven through in over a decade, but I think Little Rock and Bentonville are like two different countries.

 

My car broke down in Conway, AR on a relo from NATTC Memphis to NAS North Island. It was like visiting another world.

 

To be clear I meant different from each other. Little Rock gave me, "I wish I wasn't getting off the freeway here," vibes, and the Fayetteville-Rogers-Bentonville area seems inviting.

 

https://www.instagram.com/estrelladel_oeste/

 

Can you save and insert the image? I don't have an Instagram account so I cannot open the link.

 

This is absolutely correct in every fashion of the statement. Northwest Arkansas has very little to do with Little Rock, makes fun of Little Rock and thinks of Little Rock as not associated with Arkansas.
Fayettville is ehhh... Bentonville and Rogers are pretty cool. Of all the towns I like Rogers the best.

Back on track...
I've seen a fair share of MTB Hotties in Northwest Arkansas. The problem is, when you pull into a Trailhead parking lot... every license plate is different meaning people travel from everywhere to ride NWA. So who knows where they are from when on the trail!

 

It's a public profile. I could be mistaken but I believe you can view public profiles.

Trust me, this is one you want to see.

 

Go Yankees. Best record in baseball.

 

Not sure what this has to do with MtB, but quite sure I don't care!

 

I thought I quoted the mtb part. Perhaps not. I don't care either.

 

You did. So should I assume it's the same girl? Again - don't care.

 

I know… this is a stupid statement…
“But why do they have to use such crappy bikes?!?!”

 

Cause they don't actually ride them?

And I must be getting too old, she looks to be barely of age.

 

Because this is a mountain bike website! If they used real mountain bikes, we wouldn't notice the hotties!

 

She's 14. I see a lot of 14 year olds. She's 14.

 

And they killed Epstein, so all that is left is crappy bike photo shoots for them. A sad world and it is getting sadder by the day.
Happy Killery trails

 

It's Arkansas, she's old enough to marry ;-)

 

cal has no age lower limit. They could already be on the 2nd time for money

 

Got to play bikes with this one the other day. Been friends for years, but hardly ever see each other. She's a bit shy, so not much social media, but I did steal these pictures as I didn't take any when we rode together.

 

Ripped
..and ripping!