Where are all the hottie mtb boys?

That's perfect! I was wondering when that shot would emerge. Didn't take long, and excellent timing! 'twas my beer, but that just meant I would be consuming 2.5 beers instead of 2 as planned. I'm so glad Jeff had the faculty to drive Monkey Piss home safe that afternoon.

 

Wait a minute... Is Monkey Piss the truck?!? I always thought that was one of your riding partners.

 

Monkey Piss is the group.

Get it right or pay the price!

Edit: MPers T-No and Danno are missing from this photo.

 

R.I.P. Stevie Smith

 

Monkey Piss is a collective noun. Who knew?!!

 

It started off with meager beginnings as a strain of sativa from a dormitory in Santa Cruz...

 

Dudes, the latest in mens swimwear fashion is out, the Brokini. Hurry and get yours before Summer ends!

EDIT: I’ll be that DDD already has one!

 

I rushed to buy the “bromingo” as featured above, but only the small is available. I tried for the “fineapple”, and again only size small. I can’t be going around the beach with a moose knuckle.

Per the company founders (couple of Canadien Bros): “It's not the ideal summer to be launching given COVID, but Brokinis might be a great way to keep people six feet away from you."

 

Fess up, who else thought this was a young @SnakeCharmer on vacation?

 

I see no issue here.

 

D, I happen to think that a small would be all the better for a guy your size. Why leave anything at all to the imagination?

 

Shin pads required?

 

None of us are very good riders, so we need the protection.

 

It would look better if the company used a fully-mature model with hair on his chest and belly.

 

I really don't see the point...... regular banana hammocks have never needed to be held up before... in thong form or otherwise... Seems like a useless way to get tan lines...

 

That was my point...it's pointless.

 

A nod to Andre the Giant, if nothing else.

 

This is the worst thread on the board.

 

What about those Dodgers, eh?


It was fun when it was all original and you could pick out people you've ridden with. The bar got lowered substantially several posts up.

 

Why is this a thread?

 

One observer’s guess would be satire, But you’d have to check with the author and principle antagonist.

 

Because it’s only fair.

 

Perhaps, but then one would think it would be curated by one of our female members instead of relinquishing to the hooligans - or is that gender stereotyping?

 

The two women who actively post hate this thread as much as we do ... or, avoid it entirely.

 

That would be my guess as well....

 

At least this one is funny.

 

Speak for yourself!

 

Why are you trying to deprive @DangerDirtyD of a chance to show off his hottieness? Have you ever seen him in a parking lot in Irvine in full skinsuit ready to tear up joplin on mamas rumble fish? Sh!t, I just realized, I shoulda grabbed a photo for this thread.

Anyways, if all y’all can’t stand this thread so much and don’t see the humor, why you keep clicking on it?

 

What does that even mean?