The He-Man E-Bike Haters Club

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BonsaiNut, Sep 11, 2018.

  1. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Laguna Hills
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Custom XTR 29er
    This dates me. I think it might even date my dad. But regardless, I thought it was funny :)



    The He-Man E-Bike Haters Club consists of the following rules:
    (1) You cannot own an e-bike.*
    (2) When you eventually buy an e-bike, you have to drop out of the club :)

    *For personal use. Buying an e-bike for spouse/significant other/boss/tax accountant does not apply.

    I will call this meeting to order as the inaugural member. Secret handshake TBD.

    P.S. The He-Man E-Bike Haters Club includes women. As an Army vet, I am well aware of women who are better at the whole "he-man" thing than I am!
     
  2. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Crescenta Valley
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Snake"
    Current Bike:
    Salsa/Trek/Kona
    Wow, a double standard in the rules plainly posted for all to see. :laugh:
     
  3. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Laguna Hills
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Custom XTR 29er
    That's kinda the point :) Are you in? Or are you OUT?!
     
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  4. Torrent77

    Torrent77 Member

    Name:
    Dave
    Oooooh-tay
     
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  5. hill^billy

    hill^billy Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Acton
    Name:
    Doug Lake
    Current Bike:
    Yeti SB-66
    Holy Sh!t!
     
  6. yvettessherpa

    yvettessherpa Member

    Location:
    French Valley
    Name:
    Matt
    Current Bike:
    YETI Baby!!!
    In is the only way to be!!!
     
  7. mountaingirl sara

    mountaingirl sara Well-Known Member

    Location:
    So Cal
    Name:
    Sara Ford
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz 5010
    I’m in Spanky!
     
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  8. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    '15 Intense Tracer 275c DVOish
    Good grief. Do we really need to continue talking about this in yet another thread?

    (facepalm)

    Still not interested in self-righteousness. I'm NOT better than you.
     
  9. mountaingirl sara

    mountaingirl sara Well-Known Member

    Location:
    So Cal
    Name:
    Sara Ford
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz 5010
    I think it’s kind of a joke...pretty sure anyways :)
     
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  10. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Laguna Hills
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Custom XTR 29er
    It's dead serious. I always use the Little Rascals as my moral compass! (for people who always wondered where the lead-in for this song came from)

     
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  11. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Laguna Hills
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Custom XTR 29er
    Thanks for the confirmation :)
     
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  12. Sidewalk

    Sidewalk Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Unknown
    Name:
    Josh
    Current Bike:
    N+1
    I can't see the video...is it Extreme?

    Am I showing my age knowing that album?
     
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  13. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Lebec, California
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Yeti ASR5c, SC Hightower
    Sorry all, not going down the path of another eBike thread. Let me know what you want to change the title to.
    If it blows the whole thread, so be it.

    We have had enough drama for a while. :)

    I get it, its funny, but I don't even agree with some of the He Man rules, haha!
     
  14. scottay

    scottay Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Gods Country
    Name:
    Scottay
     
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  15. skyungjae

    skyungjae Member

    Location:
    Fullerton, CA
    Name:
    Kyung Jae
    Current Bike:
    2015 Santa Cruz Bronson C
    I guess I'm out. I have an electric moped I use on pavement. :cry:
     
  16. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Laguna Hills
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Custom XTR 29er
    This thread was intended to be light-hearted and funny :) However if the net effect is to create more drama, I think we can let it die a quick death :)
     
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  17. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Crescenta Valley
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Snake"
    Current Bike:
    Salsa/Trek/Kona
    Everybody is better at something than the next person.
     
  18. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Lebec, California
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Yeti ASR5c, SC Hightower
    I hear yah brothah, and it is funny...
    Just such a rough subject on here that eBike discussions always start well then end badly. I appreciate the humor and the effort, just so volatile on here. :)
     
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