The Derailed Thread...

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  1. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
     
    DangerDirtyD, Jul 19, 2018
    #721
    mike, Old&InTheWay, Cyclotourist and 6 others like this.
  2. Sasquatch9billion

    Sasquatch9billion iMTB Rockstah

    Name:
    trinidad j. mendez
    I'm done with work, waiting for my friend who's always late to show up at my office because he wants to "carpool," to Oaks.

    I will never understand grown-ass men who are late to Sh!t.


    It's cool, he refuses to join IMTB, so he'll never see this.:laugh:
     
    Sasquatch9billion, Jul 20, 2018
    #722
    mike, OTHRider, doublewide and 7 others like this.
  3. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Leave him hanging. He'll get the drift. Or not. :whistling:
     
    Runs with Scissors, Jul 21, 2018
    #723
    mike, Sasquatch9billion, mountaingirl sara and 5 others like this.
  4. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    Usually not.
     
    mtnbikej, Jul 21, 2018
    #724
    mike, Mikie, Sasquatch9billion and 4 others like this.
  5. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    We eat pizza from the inside out.
     
    Mikie, Jul 21, 2018
    #725
    mike, herzalot, DangerDirtyD and 8 others like this.
  6. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Whattaya mean we, white man? (oh, so politically incorrect am I).
     
    Runs with Scissors, Jul 21, 2018
    #726
    mike, mountaingirl sara, Cyclotourist and 2 others like this.
  7. Danmtchl

    Danmtchl iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Bakersfield
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    2020 Trek Fuel EX 9.7
    It amazes me how people are running late all the time. You know you be somewhere at a certain time...so be there on time.
     
    Danmtchl, Jul 21, 2018
    #727
    mike, Sasquatch9billion, mountaingirl sara and 5 others like this.
  8. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
    How about some cazlones?
     
    Cyclotourist, Jul 21, 2018
    #728
    mike, kioti, Danmtchl and 4 others like this.
  9. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Deaf people probably don’t understand why farts are funny.
     
    Mikie, Jul 21, 2018
    #729
    mike, OTHRider, LLPoolJ and 8 others like this.
  10. Sasquatch9billion

    Sasquatch9billion iMTB Rockstah

    Name:
    trinidad j. mendez
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    Sasquatch9billion, Jul 21, 2018
    #730
    mike, herzalot, mountaingirl sara and 5 others like this.
  11. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Bill and Ted! Yes! Ha ha!
     
    Mikie, Jul 21, 2018
    #731
    Danmtchl, mike, mountaingirl sara and 1 other person like this.
  12. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    So-crates for the win!!!:thumbsup:
     
    Runs with Scissors, Jul 21, 2018
    #732
    Danmtchl, mike, herzalot and 4 others like this.
  13. Old&InTheWay

    Old&InTheWay Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orange, Ca.
    Name:
    Steve
    Current Bike:
    2017 Intense Primer Pro
    rotating-spirals-non-animated-illusion.jpg
     
    Old&InTheWay, Jul 24, 2018
    #733
    Danmtchl, mike, Runs with Scissors and 5 others like this.
  14. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Yikes!
    Stop moving the pic Steve! o_O
     
    Mikie, Jul 24, 2018
    #734
    Danmtchl, mike, Old&InTheWay and 3 others like this.
  15. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    With too much time on my hands...
    If you are scared half to death, twice! Are you dead?
     
    Mikie, Jul 24, 2018
    #735
    Danimal, Danmtchl, Cyclotourist and 11 others like this.
  16. mountaingirl sara

    mountaingirl sara iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    So Cal
    Name:
    Sara
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley
    LOL! LOL! your brain is nonstop!
     
    mountaingirl sara, Jul 24, 2018
    #736
    Danmtchl, mike, LLPoolJ and 4 others like this.
  17. CBone

    CBone iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Antelope Valley
    Name:
    Tucker
    Current Bike:
    Intense Primer
    Woh, that is deep Mikie.
    If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs how come Goofy can talk and Pluto can't?
     
    CBone, Jul 24, 2018
    #737
    Danmtchl, Cyclotourist, mike and 5 others like this.
  18. mountaingirl sara

    mountaingirl sara iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    So Cal
    Name:
    Sara
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley
    I would like to hear what Pluto has to say
     
    mountaingirl sara, Jul 24, 2018
    #738
    Danmtchl, Cyclotourist, mike and 4 others like this.
  19. Derkderkall

    Derkderkall iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Monrovia
    Name:
    Derek Allison
    Current Bike:
    2020 Specialized Fuse 29
    I think it would actually end up being 3/4 dead....
     
    Derkderkall, Jul 24, 2018
    #739
    Danimal, Danmtchl, Cyclotourist and 8 others like this.
  20. CBone

    CBone iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Antelope Valley
    Name:
    Tucker
    Current Bike:
    Intense Primer
    Mickey, a giant talking mouse who has a dog for a pet (?) can tell you what Pluto has to say.
     
    CBone, Jul 24, 2018
    #740
    Danmtchl, mike, LLPoolJ and 4 others like this.
  21. CBone

    CBone iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Antelope Valley
    Name:
    Tucker
    Current Bike:
    Intense Primer
    Actually Mikie, if you are scared half to death, twice, you are probably having a fun ride on your bike. And, you feel more alive than ever.
     
    CBone, Jul 24, 2018
    #741
    Danmtchl, Old&InTheWay, mike and 3 others like this.
  22. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    I’m thinking if you are Not dead, it would be closer to 7/8ths. But I could be wrong.
     
    Mikie, Jul 25, 2018
    #742
    Danmtchl, Old&InTheWay, Cyclotourist and 3 others like this.
  23. mountaingirl sara

    mountaingirl sara iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    So Cal
    Name:
    Sara
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley
    :Roflmao Ok, good point!
     
    mountaingirl sara, Jul 25, 2018
    #743
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  24. scottay

    scottay Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Gods Country
    Name:
    Scottay
    .
    And so on and so on....you'll never die from being scared half to death.
    .
     
    scottay, Jul 25, 2018
    #744
    Danmtchl, kioti, Cyclotourist and 5 others like this.
  25. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    Yes, you'd be fully and totally dead, dude! Like, fer sure!
     
    SnakeCharmer, Jul 25, 2018
    #745
    Danmtchl, mike, Mikie and 2 others like this.
  26. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    3/4 dead. It's asymptotic. Do the math, genius! ;)

    EDIT: Ohhh, I see some other smartasses beat me to this reply. Oh well. I'll let it stand.
     
    herzalot, Jul 25, 2018
    #746
    Danmtchl, Old&InTheWay, mike and 3 others like this.
  27. LLPoolJ

    LLPoolJ iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Moreno Valley
    Name:
    James Johnson
    Current Bike:
    Specy Epic, Stumpu and Enduro
    Either does my wife.
     
    LLPoolJ, Jul 25, 2018
    #747
    Danmtchl, DangerDirtyD, Cyclotourist and 5 others like this.
  28. Old&InTheWay

    Old&InTheWay Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orange, Ca.
    Name:
    Steve
    Current Bike:
    2017 Intense Primer Pro

    "Scared half to death" is an idiom , so if you cry over spilt milk don't bite off more than you can chew because it might cost you an arm and a leg,
     
    Old&InTheWay, Jul 25, 2018
    #748
    Runs with Scissors, Danmtchl, DangerDirtyD and 10 others like this.
  29. mountaingirl sara

    mountaingirl sara iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    So Cal
    Name:
    Sara
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley
    :Roflmao:Roflmao:thumbsup:
     
    mountaingirl sara, Jul 25, 2018
    #749
    Danmtchl, Old&InTheWay, mike and 1 other person like this.
  30. mountaingirl sara

    mountaingirl sara iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    So Cal
    Name:
    Sara
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley
    So, I’m just curious..what’s your take on snot rockets and spitting on the trail ?! Especially re females:rolleyes:
    I’m off to work, looking forward to some interesting responses

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    mountaingirl sara, Jul 25, 2018
    #750
    Runs with Scissors, Danmtchl, DangerDirtyD and 7 others like this.
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