TBD, but I’m drunk right now, so just trust me.

Discussion in 'Trailhead' started by DangerDirtyD, Apr 29, 2018.

  1. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    La Verne, CA
    Name:
    Dennis (AKA Dio)
    Current Bike:
    2013 Trek Slash 9 (26er)
    Ride Name: TBD, but I’m drunk right now, so just trust me.
    When: Within the next 3-5 years, I hope
    Time: Eh?
    Where: Between the eastern San Gabriel Mountains and the east face of the Rocky Mountains
    Ride Description or Details:
    So......wifey mentioned that she would fly to take our kiddo to visit sister-in-law in Fort Collins and I could drive there to rendezvous with them and RIDE MY BIKE at various locales along the way! Woooo!

    My plans are incipient, but I gotta start somewhere, so here I go!

    ~~~~~ Optional Details ~~~~~
    Meet Location:
    Between the eastern San Gabriel Mountains and the east face of the Rocky Mountains.
    Skill Level: Advanced, Storm Trooper, Suicidal
    Ride Pace: Social Cruise, Easy with Moments of Effort, Moderate Pace, Fast Pace, Death March, Hammer Head!
    Type of Ride: Out and Back, Loop, Point A to B, Point A to B Shuttle, Shuttle, Lolipop
    Rider Limit: 4,699,639
    Anticipated Mileage: >1
    Elevation Gain: >1
    Ride Duration: I have no idea
    Previous Ride Reports: Doesn’t matter
    Possible Bail-Outs: As needed
    Facilities: Hydration pack and surrounding landscape
    Food/water suggestions: Eat food; drink water
    Option to Upload:
     
  2. Faust29

    Faust29 iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Rancho Santa Margarita
    Name:
    Steve
    Current Bike:
    Chameleon & Highball C
    Somebody is going to need an extra strong dose of Tailwind in the morning.
     
  3. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Addict

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    2015 Giant XTC Advanced 1 29er
    Gotta respect positive attitude.
     
  4. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Are you sure the trails can handle that potential traffic?
     
  5. jimbowho

    jimbowho Member

    Location:
    acton
    Name:
    james jim jimmy
    Current Bike:
    12 GT sensor 29r
    I'm shooting up crack right now So ill be there for sure!
     
  6. kioti

    kioti iMTB Rockstah

    Name:
    Jim Jennings
    Current Bike:
    ibis ripley
    There's usually a few no shows..
     
  7. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Crescenta Valley
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Snake"
    Current Bike:
    Salsa/Trek/Kona
    :Roflmao
     
  8. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/MTB Addict

    Location:
    Lebec, California
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Yeti ASR5c, SC Hightower
    1. I think a trail named, “I’m drunk right now, so just trust me,” would be AWESOME!
    2. I had to look up the word incipient.
    3. You invited more folks then there are members of IMBA, which should not be hard after their last major blunder.
    4. It’s apparent you need to get out with “the boys” more.
    5. A little concerned you married someone who regulates your cycling activity so closely. I do couples therapy for disfunctional cycling marriages, I have some openings?

    Otherwise.... I’M IN! ( I think...)
     
  9. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Crescenta Valley
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Snake"
    Current Bike:
    Salsa/Trek/Kona
    It depends on if your wife lets you go, huh? :D
     
  10. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/MTB Addict

    Location:
    Lebec, California
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Yeti ASR5c, SC Hightower
    Cathy threatens me if I DON'T ride! Fact!
     
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  11. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Crescenta Valley
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Snake"
    Current Bike:
    Salsa/Trek/Kona
    My point was that she has a say in it no matter what. :p
     
  12. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    La Verne, CA
    Name:
    Dennis (AKA Dio)
    Current Bike:
    2013 Trek Slash 9 (26er)
    It’s a matter of time spent. If I’m gone from home most of the day, the free time I get should go to family.
     
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  13. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/MTB Addict

    Location:
    Lebec, California
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Yeti ASR5c, SC Hightower
    Well then quit saying she holds you back from riding sucka chump! Ha ha!
     
  14. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    La Verne, CA
    Name:
    Dennis (AKA Dio)
    Current Bike:
    2013 Trek Slash 9 (26er)
    I was paraphrasing her. If you ask me, who needs family!? Companionship? Love? Nurturement? Just gimmie a Bike and maybe some Bros to chase, and I’m good to go, right? At the end of the day, there is plenty of neglect to go around. My bike doesn’t seem to complain though.
     
  15. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS
    it usually doesn't when it's in the garage.....but once you take it out....it'll throw you to the ground in defiance. :cautious:
     
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