Hellacious Ride 2018

perhaps

 

I've ridden with you. You'd be fine.

 

And we bought our own supplies at the restaurant. No mooching...

But I still like to give something to the B4B group- here and at their Pioneertown ride.

 

It’s simple....

1. Don’t question the route....you are invited to join a ride I’m hosting, either it works for you or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, find one that does.

2. Ebikes are not welcome on any of my rides.

3. No complaining

4. Know your limits

5. Be prepared

6. Be on time

 

Are 3/4/5 flexible? I think I can manage a few hours without 3/5 being an issue... but that #4... whew, that's a doozy. On a theoretical level, I know my limits, on a practical level however, different story.

 

You noticed that nowhere in the description did it say “No Drop Ride”.

 

If you want to support B4B (they're good people!) the best thing to do is buy $20 worth of raffle tickets. Whether you stick around for the raffle or not, they're getting 100% of the proceeds!

 

I'm out!

 

I ain't skeered...
@doublewide , I thought you already wear a trainer bra. No need to train... brah.


Been a while since we had so much Sh!t talk before a ride.... I like it!

 

What?!?!?
You aint out. Get back in line!

 

Ugh...fine, I'll start complaining early for training!

 

I voluntarily meet two of your criteria, as long as your definition of “prepared” means riding safe and able to finish in the dark.

 

I’m hoping to be home in OC by dark.

 

My moobs need no training! They know what to do, look sexy!

And speaking of "training" If you're lucky enough to see me on this ride I will be bringing you two gifts:

1. A saw to cut down the trees you'll possibly run into

2. Now here's where the training comes in, a nice set of adult training wheels.

Love me some good shiit talkin!

 

Shhhh, Im trying to have a lil fun here...

 

Start pedaling now....we may be 1 seat short on the shuttle.

 

Thanks for the consideration but early on in this thread I believe that I stated that I would be showing some out-of-towners around on that weekend.

 

7. It’s on a Saturday

...I’m out

 

If I could teleport to SoCal I would do this!!!

Look at the stats y’all, only 4K of climbing. What a chance to jump on a @mtnbikej ride and still be a functioning human when done because you didn’t climb over 10k

 

What are you saying? You’re on the fence? Here let me help

 

She does not appear to be adequately equipped for this ride.

 

What you got against floppy sun hats?

 

I'd like to go on a Trek with her.

 

You cant even Embed a youtube clip, an intercourse for dummies book next to her head wont go over well.

 

Doesn't look like she brought a spare rubber, so I guess she is mine!

 

Maybe she's an aid station...

 

That book is useless, all the pages are stuck together.

 

Will you push my bike for me when I get tired? And maybe you can pack me a sammich