Where are all the MTB Hotties?

Discussion in 'Free Zone' started by verdugist, Oct 7, 2015.

  1. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
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    What we need is more cowbell...
     
  2. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Well, it's been a while since I posted this one. It's time for a "refresh"

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    Time to polish your stanchions...
     
  3. UPSed

    UPSed iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Simi Valley
    Name:
    Ed
    Current Bike:
    Niner Jet 9 RDO
    Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me........
     
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  4. UPSed

    UPSed iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Simi Valley
    Name:
    Ed
    Current Bike:
    Niner Jet 9 RDO
  5. Poofighter

    Poofighter Member

    Location:
    Cypress Hill
    Name:
    Noel
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Shortboy
  6. hill^billy

    hill^billy iMTB Rockstah

    Only one thing to ride in this pic!
     
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  7. doublewide

    doublewide iMTB Rockstah

    Name:
    Mark
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Tallcan
  8. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
  9. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    I'm standing by my bike at a map display, midweek, out near Penitente Canyon CO. My wet gear is splayed about, drying. A rare truck drives by on the dirt road. Otherwise ghostly.

    I know the place is a rock climbing destination. A glassing of the trail map had me assured that nobody comes here to MTB, especially midweek.

    Just then a fair lass on an exotic FS comes rolling up. It was impossible to ignore her shape in that sporty outfit. And those gold hoop earrings pressed beneath her helmet straps. And that honest, humble demeanor.

    She inquires about my deal, did I camp here last night. Then, "so are you one of those super athletic guys...?"

    Ho, man...too many miles, days and nights alone. After she was gone I was not really sure if she had been there at all.
     
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  10. Obsidian

    Obsidian iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Costa Mesa
    Name:
    Obsidian
    Current Bike:
    27.5 Intense Tracer
  11. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
    You said "Yes" I presume!
     
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  12. tortoise

    tortoise Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Cave Creek, AZ
    Name:
    Tom
    No pictures? then probably those mushrooms you found out there...
     
  13. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Ridiculously hot, but the blonde in the front needs to get with the ass-cheek program!
     
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  14. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Not a single helmet, and it took almost an hour to pass these riders.
     
  15. StrandLeper

    StrandLeper Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Timothy M. Ryan
    Current Bike:
    SC Bronson 1x/Pivot 429 1x xtr
    Pass?
    What are you talking about?

    I was drafting. Full aero tuck!
     
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  16. UPSed

    UPSed iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Simi Valley
    Name:
    Ed
    Current Bike:
    Niner Jet 9 RDO
    Would you like to pass? Nope! I'm good right here!
     
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  17. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Oh man! That's the way to ride!
     
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  18. Obsidian

    Obsidian iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Costa Mesa
    Name:
    Obsidian
    Current Bike:
    27.5 Intense Tracer
  19. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Holy shmoly!!!!

    Thank you. That picture is quite... stimulating. :oops:
     
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  20. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
    Well, here's another angle...

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  21. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    I can think of an even better equation to replace the one on her jersey...

    What....?
     
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  22. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    That's clearly staged. Everybody know chicks like that don't dig front derailleurs!
     
  23. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
  24. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
  25. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    Somebody had some work done....
     
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  26. Danmtchl

    Danmtchl iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Bakersfield
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    2020 Trek Fuel EX 9.7
    She is walking her downhill bike down the hill. What's up with that?
     
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  27. hill^billy

    hill^billy iMTB Rockstah

    I don't know? She has that look in her eyes
     
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  28. hill^billy

    hill^billy iMTB Rockstah

    And this sweetie has to be the hottest so far, I just noticed she is wearing a wet suit thingy.
     
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  29. Obsidian

    Obsidian iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Costa Mesa
    Name:
    Obsidian
    Current Bike:
    27.5 Intense Tracer
  30. hill^billy

    hill^billy iMTB Rockstah

    I vote this thread as the hands up best thread on IMTB, just my opinion. If there was a bonner emjoi, but for now a thumbs up will do :thumbsup:
     
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