Where are all the hottie mtb boys?

I’m a little surprised @doublewide has maintained silence through this.

 

I think it means...u having offline convo with ladies about how much y’all hate this thread or something???

 

Because I see them over at the other one all the time. That other one is contaminated too with people who, I assume, touch bikes only for photos. You can tell when there’s an actual pretty lady cyclist, and those are hardly most of the photos on there.

 

I guess just be glad he started a separate thread, seeing as how the title of the other one isn’t exclusive to a certain gender...

hmmmmm

 

Well, thank you for clarifying. That is very 2020 of you. I do, of course, fully support and respect your current status.

Let me know if there is any way I can support DDD and your cause. I will, of course, be more than happy to help. Say the word.

 

Is that you Obsidian? If I were gay I’d like it even more. You’re no slouch. What do you ride these days?

 

I am pretty certain. Currently on an old ass Tracer. What do you ride? Strava says you're slow ... but there is nothing wrong with that.

It's all good, next time I see you we can chat about your feelings ... if you want.

 

Strava just hurt my feelings.

 

My "Why is this a thread?" comment was in the spirit of the thread itself. Hiding my eyes from some of the posts I didn't want to see. But trust me, I get the sense of humor intended.

Carry on.

 

Is that Tony? I know it's not you. I miss your point.

 

Oh, slide one in, eh? I do believe I recognize that face although I never saw it sporting that wide grin...because he was behind me?

 

You will need to use all of your deductive reasoning skills to figure it out...





Or, look at to whom I am responding.

 

Welcome back to the most awesome thread this side of the pecks!

edit: this side of the pecos.

 

...And yet, it’s 8 pages young...

 

I haven’t had a trailhead invite get half as long. Tacos and sexy men seem to get more interest.

 

Illusions of grandeur. One can only hope this dies, unless the ladies are entertained...

 

It was a fun parody thread that even the least secure heterosexual here could enjoy. Then "snakecharmer" (hmmm) sullied it with a troll post replete with random internet garbage, followed by another's attempts to sully the thread. Mikie, if you want wholesome entertainmaent, go back and delete those stupid posts that fukked up what is otherwise a totally benign and entertaining thread. It was an homage to the riders here and others that we know, if you didn't notice.

Some that object the most...

 

No, it's pretty much stupid as can be. But to each their own.

 

You saw no value in the prose and images assembled in honor of our IMTB leader? My old lady was rolling. I thought it was funny as hell. You should probably stop clicking on the thread.

 

You're probably correct.

 

I'm just upset because in 8 pages, none of the posts feature me!

 

You’ll be back. Admit you’re curious and you’ll be on your way to fulfillment.

 

Dooood, you’re on page 1 from 3 years ago!

 

You’re a solid human being Mike. And the Weez has good taste!

 

Doesn't count if I posted it...

 

In my twisted lack of indecency I enjoy this thread.....

 

Guys are weird

 

Disagree herz, it counts even more if you posted your own photo. That shows three traits you possess that this thread is apparently all about.

 

Self mockery?