Where are all the hottie mtb boys?

Discussion in 'Free Zone' started by DangerDirtyD, Jul 25, 2017.



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  1. littlewave

    littlewave Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Newport Beach
    Name:
    Brett
    Current Bike:
    GG Smash (Alu)
    You’re right, let me dig up the Speedo pic.
     
  2. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
  3. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    He sent you down that thing first too, didn't he..?
     
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  4. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    I think the Hooligan list looks like...

    @DangerDirtyD
    @knucklebuster
    @sir crashalot
    @littlewave

    A handful of other non-Hooligans.

    But I might have amnesia on a run or two. Or more. A technique to keep repeating the trail...

    Gauntlet throw: When YM opens up, I'll get there. Join me – or not, I'm skilled at guiding a team of one on it. :unsure::cool:
     
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  5. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower

    We can only hope it comes back.
     
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  6. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    Moxie Mx3, SC Lizard & a Sutra
    No... We only did Bell that day. But I probably still owe him some bandages... :oops:

    That was my introduction to the steeper side of the Santa Anas. I'll go back as soon as it opens. And as soon as my Joplin PO heals. And I won't take an Ardent Race on the back.
     
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  7. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Today we salute you, Mr. I Am The Nicest Human on Earth But Can Kick Your Entire Crew’s Ass-Mail Hauler!

    (Mr. I Am The Nicest Human on Earth But Can Kick Your Entire Crew’s Ass-Mail Hauler!)

    When trouble comes calling, you shuttle it to SART, Palm Canyon, and Noble Canyon in the plushest Excursion imaginable. You offer the front seat in the Bomb Squad-Mobile but stick everyone in the back when it’s time to deliver.

    (Baaaaaaaaaaaallllzzzzz, Baby!)

    You flash a triple D brazier and lacy pink panties on Art’s Johnson. But no one says a word because they know one roundhouse kick from 50 feet away will silence them anyway.
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    (Moves like Jagger!)

    So crack open a bottle of pickle juice and some mustard packets, oh slayer of the lactic acid, because you’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s a little slow…the town you’re looking for is back that way…
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    (Mr. I Am The Nicest Human on Earth But Can Kick Your Entire Crew’s Ass-Mail Hauler!)
     
  8. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    LOL!!!!!!! @DangerDirtyD FTW!!!!!!

    @Tom the Bomb, looking good, mate. :thumbsup:
     
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  9. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail
    Fantastic!!!!

    And I couldn't agree more. :thumbsup: :cool:
     
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  10. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    Class Act. :thumbsup:
     
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  11. Tom the Bomb

    Tom the Bomb iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Alta Loma, Ca.
    Name:
    Thomas Cosgrove
    Current Bike:
    Niner rip 9
    Hahahah! You all are toooooooo cool! MTB would not be the same without you all!
     
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  12. littlewave

    littlewave Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Newport Beach
    Name:
    Brett
    Current Bike:
    GG Smash (Alu)
    I do recall going first down a couple portions. I’ve got footage somewhere, may need to dig that up...
     
  13. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    I’d like to see that. @mike is not one to hold back anyone’s potential. :thumbsup: So you could break your neck...meh...the risk makes the reward that much sweeter.
     
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  14. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Today we salute you, oh Godfather of the Hooligan Nation!
    (Godfather of the Hooligan Nation!)

    Only you can create a Universe where people of all ideologies can gather together without contracting the ‘Rona or killing each other.
    (It’s mostly Republicans!)

    Hardtails, single-speeds, SRAM v. Shimano, or squishy bits, your disciples congregate to boast about the tech they ride with just a few inches.
    (It’s nothing to be ashamed of!)

    At 61, no right knee cartiledge, 17 broken bones, 1 fractured pelvis, and 2 collapsed lungs, you still ride like there’s no tomorrow.
    (E-Bikes are for Sissies!)

    No safety breaks? No problem. One look into your glazed eyes generates a contact high so strong, even Wolfie calms down just a little.
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    (We be jammin’)

    So crack open an ice cold light blonde lager, the kind bartenders reserve for E-bikers after a grueling ride around the Floop, oh Chicken Nugget of Wisdom, because only you can facilitate the stoke that is iMTBtrails.com
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    (Oh Godfather of the Hooligan Nation!)
     
  15. buggravy

    buggravy iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Calabasas
    Name:
    Matt
    Current Bike:
    GG Smash, Transition Spur
    Solid gold.
     
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  16. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    North East Canada? , California
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9, Santa Cruz Hightower
    Ha ha ha ha! It must be Father’s Day!
    I’m so proud of you son!
     
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  17. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!! X2!!!!!!!! :thumbsup::thumbsup:
     
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  18. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    Today we salute you, Wolfie the burly bear-hair barer.
    (Wolfie, you bear-haired bearer!)

    Your visual brand precedes you like the roar of an attacking bengal tiger, and any squeamish eyes, well, you dare them to stare just a little longer at beefy Freddie Mercury.
    (Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?)


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    You polish off trail cocktails of endurance, borderline danger and good humor like they were Tsipouro at the Holy Trinity festival. The local ER awaits unsuspecting co-workers who only fantasize of imitation.

    You and your dominant id are always up for the party. Midwinter, midnight, midriff or midwife, you want it full strength and raw. So crack a developer’s skull and and pack two bowls of oatmeal for the little ones, base-covering bear man. Because they earned it, and you deliver the chicken.


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  19. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    North East Canada? , California
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9, Santa Cruz Hightower
    It’s truly an outstanding day! Ha ha! Yeah!
     
  20. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Brilliant on multiple levels!F67E65C7-C533-4200-9B26-55516E565067.jpeg
     
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  21. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Let's play "guess who's ass I'm looking at"
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  22. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Bueller..? Bueller..? Bueller..?
     
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  23. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    I cant take it anymore! I have a few gems that need to be seen, so without further ado...

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  24. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    ...and...
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  25. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    finally...
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    I don't always climb 4,000' but when I do, I emerge looking like this.
     
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  26. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    North East Canada? , California
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9, Santa Cruz Hightower
    Oh crud... I think that is my azz... Was that on SART?
     
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  27. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Yes and yes. :inlove: And you were wearing my jersey. :inlove:
     
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  28. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    Moxie Mx3, SC Lizard & a Sutra
    I call this one: Praying to the Hop Gods.

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  29. buggravy

    buggravy iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Calabasas
    Name:
    Matt
    Current Bike:
    GG Smash, Transition Spur
    Ha, great snap!
     
  30. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    It's awesome that most of those guys don't imbibe. Probably thinking LOL, somebody's bummed!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

    Dio, on the other hand, looks like the doctor who just lost his grip on the baby.
     
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