Total noob from Elsinore saying ello

Discussion in 'Say Hello!' started by J Mart, Mar 9, 2021.


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  1. J Mart

    J Mart Newbie with Hope!

    Location:
    Canyon Hills
    Name:
    Jason
    Current Bike:
    Canyon Spectral CF7
    well ello guv'nah
     
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  2. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
  3. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Bullshit on the noob, Froind! My bike is dusty because of you, and there was nothing I could do about it. :sneaky: Yeeyah!

    Oh, you should look into adding an avatar to your name, or else one may get selected for you.
     
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  4. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    From the accent - unless phony - the avatar should be from Fleet Street. Or a black swan.
     
  5. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    One ride with Dio and you aren't a total noob anymore. :Barefoot: Welcome!
     
  6. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    There is already one of us here.

    I want to make sure y’all know which one is which.

    I am the original.
     
  7. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Time for a race!
     
    herzalot, Mikie, Stkx66 and 3 others like this.
  8. Danimal

    Danimal iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Mission Viejo
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    Epic Evo
    'Sup :cool:
     
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  9. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Oh look... we get more than one Jason and the one has an identity crisis...:whistling::rolleyes:

    With a screen name of @J Mart, I have a feeling he is sticking around. Hooligan material...
     
    Redman, mike, herzalot and 5 others like this.
  10. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Same first and last name... Is that a forum first?!

    Wait... Did I ride with the right one today!!?! :eek:
     
  11. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    When I was in 6th grade, a family moved in across the street out from Michigan, and their sons name was... Mike Watson. :gotnothing: Of course in 6th grade... that was very confusing to me...
     
  12. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    My doppelgänger was an infielder for the Chicago Cubs who died of testicular cancer. :thumbsdown:
     
  13. Voodoo Tom

    Voodoo Tom MTB Addict

    Location:
    Castaic
    Name:
    Tom Kokkinakis
    Current Bike:
    Mango one, black one, Ti one
    And I’ve only heard about the hot neighbor girlfriend...:Roflmao
     
  14. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
  15. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Welcome Jason Martin!

    We have certain pre-conceived notions of people who carry that name. We expect you will be a very good bike mechanic, and have a very twisted sense of what is fun on a bike!

    @J Mart is a great handle though. Can't wait to see your avatar.
     
    DangerDirtyD, Faust29, Mikie and 2 others like this.
  16. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Uhhh... That was when I was 16... through Highschool.... :inlove: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............
     
  17. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    I saw this movie, McFly... :p

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  18. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Ha hah! Funny.
    If you only knew the facts... :rolleyes:
     
  19. J Mart

    J Mart Newbie with Hope!

    Location:
    Canyon Hills
    Name:
    Jason
    Current Bike:
    Canyon Spectral CF7

    Originals come and go - legends are forever
     
  20. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    Sweeeeet ride dude, like totally!

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  21. J Mart

    J Mart Newbie with Hope!

    Location:
    Canyon Hills
    Name:
    Jason
    Current Bike:
    Canyon Spectral CF7

    No you didn't
     
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  22. J Mart

    J Mart Newbie with Hope!

    Location:
    Canyon Hills
    Name:
    Jason
    Current Bike:
    Canyon Spectral CF7

    thanks @SnakeCharmer - Yep there she is, my side chick. Always lookin' good.
     
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  23. J Mart

    J Mart Newbie with Hope!

    Location:
    Canyon Hills
    Name:
    Jason
    Current Bike:
    Canyon Spectral CF7

    I wouldn't feel right beating another Jason Martin :laugh:
     
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  24. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
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