The Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Free Zone' started by BonsaiNut, Jan 22, 2021.


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  1. Lost Kiwi

    Lost Kiwi Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Portola Hills
    Name:
    Simon
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    What do you call a deer with only one eye?

    No idea

    What do you call a deer with only one eye and a bleeding nose?

    No bloody idea

    What do you call a deer with only one eye, a bleeding nose and no legs?

    Still no bloody idea
     
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  2. blixet

    blixet Well-Known Member

    Location:
    San Gabriel Valley
    Name:
    Tom
    Current Bike:
    Transition Scout, TJ Ti
  3. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Troutman, NC
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower CC XX1
    From 39 years ago... how times don't change :)
     
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  4. Danimal

    Danimal iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Mission Viejo
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    Epic Evo
    I dont know...notice the hanger as an antenna, don't see that these days :cool:
     
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  5. Rumpled

    Rumpled Well-Known Member

    Location:
    OC
    Name:
    Jim Martin
    Current Bike:
    2018 Specialized Epic Carbon C
    Cordcutters now trying to figure those out.
     
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  6. Grego

    Grego iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Fullerton
    Name:
    joe
    Current Bike:
    WFO9
    That's not a flat screen either...
     
  7. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
    Sure, I drink brake fluid.



    But I can stop anytime.
     
  8. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    :gag::eek::facepalm::laugh:
     
  9. sir crashalot

    sir crashalot iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    laguna beach
    Name:
    gary fishman
    Current Bike:
    2018 banshee rune
    What's Coronaviruses porn star name?
    ....Long Covid
     
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  10. blixet

    blixet Well-Known Member

    Location:
    San Gabriel Valley
    Name:
    Tom
    Current Bike:
    Transition Scout, TJ Ti
  11. sir crashalot

    sir crashalot iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    laguna beach
    Name:
    gary fishman
    Current Bike:
    2018 banshee rune
    What do you call a hand job from the Terminator?
    An Arnold Palmer
     
    Oaken, SnakeCharmer, herzalot and 2 others like this.
  12. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Now I will never be able to order that drink again without thinking of this….
     
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  13. Danimal

    Danimal iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Mission Viejo
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    Epic Evo
    And get a chuckle every time!
     
  14. sir crashalot

    sir crashalot iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    laguna beach
    Name:
    gary fishman
    Current Bike:
    2018 banshee rune
    Hand job from Conan also works
     
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  15. sir crashalot

    sir crashalot iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    laguna beach
    Name:
    gary fishman
    Current Bike:
    2018 banshee rune
    Hear about Sesame Streets new STD awareness mascot?
    Syphilupagus
     
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  16. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Troutman, NC
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower CC XX1
    A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

    “Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
     
  17. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Troutman, NC
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower CC XX1
    A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, they named a drink after you!”

    “Really?” replies the grasshopper. “There’s a drink named Stan?”
     
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  18. H2oChick

    H2oChick Well-Known Member

    Name:
    K-Oss
    What did the bed say when the blanket fell off?
    Oh sheet!
     
  19. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?





    a flat minor
     
  20. solislbc

    solislbc Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Earth
    Name:
    El
    Current Bike:
    2001 GT Zaskar
    What do you call a Samoan sleeping on the couch?





    Junior Falafasofa
     
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  21. bvader

    bvader iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    HB
    Name:
    Mr. Brown
    A string walks into a bar and orders a Whiskey.

    Bartender replies "Get outta here we ...we don't serve your kind!"

    String goes out tussles his hair and walks back in and orders another Whiskey.

    Bar tender: "Hey aren't you that String fella!?"

    "Frayed Knot!"
     
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