The Derailed Thread...

Snot rockets, performed well, and in a socially responsible manner, are an art form. Even better when performed by a female. Usually unexpected, which adds to the charm.

 

I asked Miracle Max the Wizard and he said that "you'd only be mostly dead"

 

Fair game as long as I don't get caught in the cross fire

 

This places me in a real quandary. Although I think there is pretty much nothing unsexy about women on the trail. Them launching a snot rocket? Hmmmm.
Even when I’ve seen the pro women with 8 inches of drool hanging from their lower lip solute suffering on a climb I find that sexy.

That’s going to take time to ponder, and a bit more input from others...

 

While in high school, my friend and I were flirting with some ski-racer chicks when one of them spit her chew on the snow. Both girls were very attractive, but we didn't know how to respond to the Copenhagen. Being normal guys, we overlooked it and kept flirting.

In college, we got our best female ski racer voted in as homecoming queen. She was attractive, athletic, had a great personality... and chewed Copenhagen occasionally (mostly while skiing).

 

No, it would be 25% alive.

 

That is disgusting - but funny and right on cue. I would hate to see your browsing history. How do you come up with these so fast?

 

Pure demented talent....

 

Wait until you ride with my wife! She is famous for her double barrel freehander! The first time I saw it I was like WTF was that? I tried it and almost blew my head off!

 

I have no issue doing it in the presence of females.

 

As long as they're behind me. I don't like riding through anyone's aerosol cloud of viruses and bacteria.

 

Go for it!

 

LOL! I knew I’d like her

 

Ok, I’m pretty experienced with the snot rockets so hopefully you’ll never see this newbie snot action

 

Lol Welp I don’t chew, but I can spit when necessary

 

Thankfully it doesn’t bother my husband, he’s not turned on or off, just indifferent I guess

 

Haha, “art form”..we’ll than I should be proud of my masterpieces

 

Oh yeah, I’m pretty conscientious

 

Duly noted

 

Male, female, unsure, neither: Don't do it unless you are completely alone.

 

Ahhhhhh had to let it out. This new derail rule sucks.

 

That is fantastic!

 

Today's NY Times crossword was evil. I actually had a DNF. Oh, the shame.

But I have to acknowledge the constructor's talent, even while I call down the forces of hell on him.

 

Uh.... hey G-Man?
When do you actually “do” these crossword puzzles? I think you know where this is going....

 

Nope, not there. At lunch. The only thing the Long Beach Press-Telegram is good for is that it has hilarious op-eds and 4 (!!) crossword puzzles, including the NY Times Xword. Totally worth a buck fifty.

 

High five!
We need a nerd confession thread. Mine would be an addiction to Scrabble

 

So once we figure out how to have a Scrabble game on this site, I'll kick yer ass at it!!