Tailwind...

Actually sucks as chain lube...it's not as sticky as the others, but it is stickier than, say, chain lube.

 

No but using it as a gas additive I’m now getting well over 55mpg!

 

YMMV - literally...



(PS - for those who take everything @Mikie says as the honest truth, please do not add Tailwind to your gas tank. He may be slightly overstating the uses for TWs.

 

Mikie Watson Tailwind Disclaimer

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this thread by Mikie Watson are those of Mikie Watson alone and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of any agency of Tailwind nutrition, other imtbtrails Members, imtbtrails, or the U.S. government. Examples of analysis performed within his posts are only examples of unmitigated Bull Sh!t. They should not be utilized in real-world analytic products as they are based only on very limited and dated Mikie Watson bias source information. Assumptions made within the analysis are not reflective of the position of, once again... "sane" members of imtbtrails, "Less sane" members of imtbtrails, for sure Tailwind Nutrition, as well as organizations and businesses such as Tree Hugger Anonymous, Master Bait and Tackle, Sew What? Gifts and Stiches, Tranny Man Transmissions, Ash Wipe Chimney Services, Fuk Mi Sushi, or any U.S. government entity outside of the Clinton Mafia Foundation on private email servers.

Tailwind Nutrition is to be used exclusively for Mountain Biking, all other sports and activities are just lame. Tailwind is to be taken orally by mouth diluted in water (not beer and certainly not in a IPA), and not snorted like a good blend of Columbian... although mixing in a high octane drink does sound inviting. Tailwind Enemas are definitely out and no pics of such activity will be allowed to be posted. Claims of super human strength are most likely bogus and no stunts seen in Marvel Studio's produced movies should not be attempted by anyone other than paid professionals or really good amateurs, unless, the consumption of 4 to 5 beers on an empty stomach is obtained. A good example of that would be when someone says, "Hold my Beer... watch this", then some stunts are permitted for entertainment purposes. There is no need for Tailwind Nutrition if you ride an eBike, and there is no need for an eBike period. All rights are reserved.

 

Where do I sign the waiver at????

 

On the emergency contact mandatory sign in!

 

Sugar in the gas tank is one of those horror stories you hear about during a bad divorce!

 

Ironic it starts with Sugar ridin' shotgun.

 

I've got a new bag of TW in the pantry and bummed I haven't had a ride to use it with. Can I ride without it? Of course. I'm a minimalist and don't even bring tools on short rides. Or even water. But I sweat a lot, TW's simple, and it takes the place of popping Enduralytes or dealing with other stuff. And if I don't use some sort of electrolyte replacement, I'm gonna cramp either on the ride or at home later.

No free bags here, no check in the mail, no mischief, placebos don't produce electrolytes.. just advice taken from fellow imtbtrail's riders and results obvious and greatly appreciated.

 

LMAO Mikie!!!
You forgot about the possible side effects: explosive diarrhea, decreased Testosterone(low T), vivid dreams/hallucinations, suicidal ideation(very rare reports), delusions of grandeur related to specific sports i.e. mtn biking (more common occurences)

 

It's a forum. There is plenty of rental space:

Mikie Watson Tailwind Disclaimer

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this thread by Mikie Watson are those of Mikie Watson alone and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of any agency of Tailwind nutrition, other imtbtrails Members, imtbtrails, or the U.S. government. Examples of analysis performed within his posts are only examples of unmitigated Bull Sh!t. They should not be utilized in real-world analytic products as they are based only on very limited and dated Mikie Watson bias source information. Assumptions made within the analysis are not reflective of the position of, once again... "sane" members of imtbtrails, "Less sane" members of imtbtrails, for sure Tailwind Nutrition, as well as organizations and businesses such as Tree Hugger Anonymous, Master Bait and Tackle, Sew What? Gifts and Stiches, Tranny Man Transmissions, Ash Wipe Chimney Services, Fuk Mi Sushi, or any U.S. government entity outside of the Clinton Mafia Foundation on private email servers.

Tailwind Nutrition is to be used exclusively for Mountain Biking, all other sports and activities are just lame. Tailwind is to be taken orally by mouth diluted in water (not beer and certainly not in a IPA), and not snorted like a good blend of Columbian... although mixing in a high octane drink does sound inviting. Tailwind Enemas are definitely out and no pics of such activity will be allowed to be posted. Claims of super human strength are most likely bogus and no stunts seen in Marvel Studio's produced movies should not be attempted by anyone other than paid professionals or really good amateurs, unless, the consumption of 4 to 5 beers on an empty stomach is obtained. A good example of that would be when someone says, "Hold my Beer... watch this", then some stunts are permitted for entertainment purposes. There is no need for Tailwind Nutrition if you ride an eBike, and there is no need for an eBike period. All rights are reserved.

Possible side effects are: explosive diarrhea, decreased Testosterone(low T), vivid dreams/hallucinations, suicidal ideation(very rare reports), delusions of grandeur related to specific sports i.e. mtn biking (more common occurrences)



One last note: Tailwind is a perfect replacement for Rocket Fuel on your next launch...

 

Do you keep @StrandLeper on retainer to go over this stuff!?!?!?

 

Now THIS is a thread worth reading!

And remember, "no stunts ...should not be attempted!" Hold my beer indeed!

 

No. The Legend would NEVER buy in to this Tom Foolery.
I use Robert Shapiro.
(who by the way uses Tailwind prior to every court case.)

 

Better than Gloria Allred. Hey you think we could launch her azz to mars if we fuel the rocket with Tailwindzzzzz?

 

Absodamlutely!
We can stuff her face with all the empty Tailwind containers.

 

We could hope.

If wishes were fishes...

 

Only if her daughter and Harvey are on the same ship.

 

WTF is up with all of these derails?

 

I like it! Very imaginative.

Naturally, I pictured "tailwind" as an escaping fart...

 

Tailwind curbs the munchies too.. so I’ve heard.

 

It's true. I lose my appetite when I drink the stuff. That tells me that this stuff should be used for prolonged adventures, when real food is not available for stretches of time.

 

How many climbs did you PR?

 

64, don’t listen to what he replies with.

 

http://www.imtbtrails.com/forum/threads/i-rode-my-bike-today.2149/page-300#post-104888

 

...

 

I heard Tailwind is not compatible with weed or android phones.

 

You've heard wrong, my friend...

 

I heard that a single serving pack of Tailwind just knocked out Chuck Norris!

 

No, tailwinds is what keeps Chuck Norris so bad ass.


Chuck Norris, Lance Armstrong and Tailwind walk into a bar.......