Posts with random words?

So, what's the deal with these posts I see with random words of late? I know it's got to be some phishing scam or something but why would they use random words that make no sense?

 

Luminous can will to forward box plan ultimate table crash forever!

 

Believe they're computer generated random words to get by systems that scan for spam content.
Or; hrz talked table crash ride, mountain jennifer flies starfish for cloud plant scares.

does that clear it up?

 

Hey! Moonbeams broadcaster through dusty serenity backlit manic Mondays! Sheesh!

In other words the Frank Zappa society is behind all of this...

Evelyn, a dog, having further gone modification pondered the significance of short person behavior; "Arf!", she said...

But what it REALLY means is I have to up the filter that allows Scumbag Spammer's to get through.....

 

But Mikie, filter out accidentally might you legitimate imtb members only from bad grammar suffer who.

 

Sad as it is, that made sense....
I gotta get out more.

 

This thread made me want to get out, to fix the headache I just got from it and trying to read into the spam. Thanks Mikie, for not letting me get to see the spam. You should befriend Matt Cutts if you want to step up your spam fighting abilities.

 

Scammer with zero knowledge of the English language + Google Translate!

 

I do indeed think they are computer generated programs "designed" by scumbag spammers. Digging through the registration options for xenforo, I found the simular registration filters that phpbb had and I have implemented them. It seemed to do a great job of slowing them down significantly. I think we will see a lot less of them now...

 

Funny stuff:

 

Well the comic book and me just us we caught the bus. Poor little chauffeur though, she was back in bed...on the very next day with a nose full of puss, yeah heavy and a bottle of bread. It's a one track town just brown and a breeze too; pack up the meat sweet; we're gonna head out to Wichita town in a pile of fruit. Get the loot, don't be slow, we're gonna catch a trout. Now pull that drummer out from behind the bottle, and bring me my pipe, we're gonna shake it. Slap that drummer with a pie that smells. Take me down to California baby. ~B.Dylan

 

Thems was funny!!

 

Underpants gnomes goat mushrooms.

 

I have hot hamburgers and I know where you live.

 

Eat the Moose
Moosebate
Moose

~"SCHUDA" TRANSLATION~

Go F Yourself
Get Lost
F Off/F You

 

Eve Arden!

 

Ghost ass rotten goat eat sleep be merry Chinese mafia in fashion downtown goat frown barracuda style no wonder it's so big oh so good so good no don't laugh at me all work and no play makes jack a dull boy open sesame Geronimo

 

How did I just now find this thread...I love it

 

Well?
Because tulips rage regardless of lawn chair poodle haircuts?!?!? Meanwhile, Avast thar she glows!

 

I got nothin

 

k

 

HOW IN HECK HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!? I was caraffing,(the debate one) thanks for posting

 

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabblebloggits
On a lurgid bee
Groop, I implore me
my foonting turlingdromes
and hooptiosly drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon
See if I dont!

-10 points if anyone remembers what thats from

 

Lewis Carroll or Dr. Seuss?

 

" Third worst poetry in the universe "

 

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy FTW.

I will eventually learn how to fire missiles at right angles to reality.

 

Shakespeare

 

42!

 

Everybody knows that’s Vogue Poetry... Sheesh!

 

Vogon, not Vogue. By Prostetnic Jeltz.