McGill McGot Him Again… Mikie is Down...

Yeah, it did and does. I just put the pain out of my head, work some Tailwind up into a paste and... Yah know! Tailwinds is a great...

 

Ha ha! You want to know what is really funny? I edited that overall pelvis X-ray.

We are in the exam room and my first time met female Orthopedis is explaining my X-ray and Cathy and I are listening. I could not help but look down to my groinal area and low and behold!?!? Right on the X-ray are the boys! Plain as day!
I mean some people have said I have balls of steel but I didn’t think they would defy Gamma rays! I have the pic so there is proof! Ha ha!

 

Hey David! I am walking some, with full aid of a walker.

 

Thanks for the edit

 

Speak for yourself.

 

Sorry Sara...

 

I'd rather see him in the X-Ray than in Spandex......

 

Mix up some Tailwind in a thick paste, a small incision, cover those fractures with the paste....good to go by the weekend.

 

LOL, bring it! Don’t let me keep you guys from doing your thang

 

Not if I showed you the unedited X-Ray...

 

That's the one I'm talking about!!

 

Just make sure to use the naked flavor so there is no allergic reaction to the artificial flavors.

 

And I was thinking, considering the area impacted, that "berry buzz" would be more appropriate.

 

I only popped my head in here half expecting a picture of @Mikie in a sirsasana pose

 

After looking up “Sirsasana” I can safely say, no.

 

I don't know what that pose is, but it sounds kinky.

 

LOL, it’s also known as headstand Inversions are great for the heart and are said to reverse the aging process

 

My favorite pose is Happy Baby...

 

Pics or it didn't happen. And I want to see a smile.

 

Sara, I'm must disagree. Before a back repair job I thought hmmmmmm I can fix this & got one of those contraptions that flings you upside down. I did not get younger, holding a beer was awkward at best, and those big Fosters cans poured right up the nose. Like being water boarded with cheap swill. And I'm still not Fabio.

Happy to say the Avatar is spot on with your humor.

 

No...
But! you seriously missed your calling as either a comedian or the writer for a comedian! You keep us laughing bro!
Great job!

 

When I was a teenager, I had a girlfriend who had inversion boots- and parents who were not frequently home. Many a fond memory there... I can attest they did wonders for my heart and blood flow, and I wasn't even the one upside down!

 

You have balls of steel? Well I beg your pardon. I saved 40 grams ‘cause mine are made of CARBON!

 

A certain number comes to mind...

 

I had a response, but will let it go

 

LOL! To each his own Alchohol releases endorphins, so there ya go

 

Ok @Mikie give us healing update!

 

Hey Buddy!
Well...
Cathy has been a tough task master. She has been forcing a lot of water down me to stay extremely hydrated, which in turn forces me to get up on a regular basis and go to the dang bathroom! Doc says I can’t hurt myself so that means just grunting through the pain to regain full range of motion.

I can gently apply about 80% of body weight on my right leg but need a walker for any mobility.

My right side took the beating. I’m bruised from my right shoulder, down my right scapula and rib cage on my back halfway down to my waist.

The right knee just plain hurts. Never going to be the same. Going to require a Cortisone Shot to get some kind of fluid mobility.

My concern is my right shoulder out at the tip of my clavicle just inside of the shoulder joint. Feels like soft tissue damage and raw nerve ouchies like tearing pins and needles when I lift my arm up above my shoulder.

I went to church today. Tough sitting in a chair for two hours but glad I went.
Came home and passed out for 2 1/2 hours. Checking out the Tour de France Stage 12 now!

Doc says she will see me in 30 Days but I’m confident that I will already be ready to go back to work and maybe getting a little cycle time on something with wheels.
Thanks for asking @Tom the Bomb !