Made Up Words that Are Supposed to Be...

Gription: The defining word for how much traction (grip) your tires have when climbing.
"I like the gription of the Maxxis Rekon 2.4 better than the Schwalbe Hans Dampf."
Hurracinous: A descriptive word sharing the windy condition of hurricane type weather.
"I often find P12 to have hurracinous wind conditions!"
SmartAsstic: Really? I have to explain this one? A smart ass in their moment.
"He was totally in a smartasstic mood."
Duscheable: Having the ability to easily become a dick!
"That dude can totally be duscheable at times!"

 

Hurricanous.

You forgot Stiction, which is synonymous with gription.

And my all-time favorite, "wussificationistic." I wish I could remember which forum member coined it.

Edit: @jimbowho came up with it.

 

Dang! I misspelled my own made up word!
But it is pronounced
Her-RACK-Can-Ous with emphasis on Rack! Geez! Do I need to spell it out for you?

 

Apparently @Mikie is not drug tested at his place of employment.

 

Covfefe.

 

Wait...
That’s NOT a word??
Every mountain biker on the PLANET should know the word Stiction!
Stiction: A term designed to describe resistance prior to moving parts gliding upon each other! Sheesh!
“Dude! I just replaced my fork seals with some military defense grade F35 thingy’s I stole from work, and I don’t feel any Stiction!”

 

Oh, that’s really cute. But you can’t make up a word without having an explanation for what it really means dude!

 

Let me circle it with a Sharpie for you

 

How about "gnar-gnar"?

 

Skidiot: Someone that you see skidding on the trail for whatever reason.

Skidiocracy: Subscribing to the theory that skidding through the trails is okay.

 

His rear suspension has all kind of stiction....in fact, it doesn't move at all.

 

Yeah, I've known girls like that too.

 

I hate to add this but...

Shuttlecock

Apply to mountain-biking terminology in a negative way I see a lot of shuttlecocks on San Juan Trail.

 

Douchebaggery
Asshattery

I don't think I need to explain.

 

You’re not riding trails steep enough to validate.

 

SausageParty Saturday!

 

I think the big S already used gripton. Don't get sued.

 

Yazzz!

 

Vocabules - the individual parts that, when joined together, make up one's vocabulary.

 

no potpies at popeyes... yet

 

Are you saying the Fullerton Loop isn't steep!?!

 

Going up and down the face of the concrete dam is steep.

 

Stravasshole: a cyclist who while attempting a quick strava segment time and yells “strava!” and expects you to get out of their way.

 

Try simply yelping like a hyena. That kinda takes folks aback and hopefully conveys what they should appreciate as your jubilation.

 

But it gets interpreted as jabberation so they get resentful.

 

Higher pitch!