Jet Trails? ....or Chem Trails?

We all like Mountain Bike Trails! That's a given...
But what about the Jet/Chem Trail controversy? I live north of LAX out in the sticks, and... Unfortunately under the flight path of LAX to San Fransisco, Oregon, and Washington State.

I have a Mother-in-Law that is a recluse/conspiracy theorist who has talked for years about the "Evil Government" in conspiracy with companies such as Monsanto (even more evil) spraying chemicals in the air via Jet Airliners. At first I used to just blow it off saying, "It's hot jet engine exhaust bombarding cool atmosphere creating a mini cloud!"

Yah know? I'm not so sure anymore...

What say you? Contrail or Chemical? and if it is Chemtrails, why and what for?


I have actually watched and experienced this over my house!


I was distracted by a Kardashian looking at these ChemTrails:

 

Monsanto is evil, and so are the Kardashians. I wouldn't put it past either of those two creepy cabals.

 

Speaking of mountain bike trails...

 

There is some evidence to this. Look at clouds, they last way to long. Thinking they are actually mind control drugs in vapor that slowly settle on is.
Can't trust anyone! It a conspiracy!

 

Monsanto sponsored the Adventure Through Inner Space at Disneyland. It shrunk you down to the size of an atom. Coincidence? I think not!!!

 

Oh well.

 

Your correct! I remember that now. The memory must have been suppressed by the mind control cumulus clouds. It's been clear so the drugs must be wearing off.
Coincidence? I think not!

 

I got first hand experience with "mind control vapor"!

 

Cheech Marin singing "My Scrotum" (My Sharona) was flippin' hilarious.

 

No way, Rossage...it freed your mind to go where it willed.

 

Contrails.
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Chemtrails
especially the part about how it makes no sense. It would be the least effective way to disperse chemicals to where you want them (spiking the water supply is much easier and more effective). and that large national or multinational conspiracies wouldnt exist for very long because people just cant keep secrets. Too many people and agencies would have to be involved. This is the best part:
"All evidence presented by the conspiracy theorists focuses on pictures of the sky. It is all perfectly consistent with contrails. No other evidence such as detection of chemicals or pictures of actual chemical spraying planes or documentation detailing the government's plan has ever been forthcoming. Notably absent are potentially convincing evidence such as spectrographic analyses — after all, the contents of an aircraft's trail can't be hidden from a spectrograph. Or, for that matter, air sampling, which became so refined during the Cold War that scientists could not only pick up the residual traces of a nuclear test thousands of miles downwind, but analyse them finely enough to reconstruct the design of the device tested. If these exquisitely sensitive technologies cannot detect the enormous amounts of "chemicals" supposedly being released into the atmosphere via "chemtrails", then those who believe in those chemicals need not only far better evidence that they exist than they have ever offered, but also a credible explanation of why they're undetectable." So that last bit would mean that everyone on earth with a means to chemically or spectrographically analyze contrails or the air would have to be in on the conspiracy. Not likely.

 

Buzzkiller.

 

Why would a group spray the air that even they have to breathe, and what would be the benefit?

 

OK Mr crash, logic is an unacceptable explanation for my illogical conspiracy theory. I whole heatedly reject your argument.

 

Oh, and RwS Disneyland experience IS proof!

 

I reject your reality and substitute my own. (Channeling the Mythbusters).

Oh - and I will rejoin society when it conforms to me!!

 

No need to spray a large portion of humans are born, let's just say mentally handicapped. They just haven't been diagnosed yet.

 

Well!
I have heard everything from creating drought, ozone layer repair, to weather control. I have read that Monsanto is seriously attempting to monopolize the crop market with GMO seeds. The scary part about these types of rumors is that often, there is a tremendous percentage of truth to them. Take a moment to type in Google Search "Evil Monsanto"...

Then take in to consideration the use of M.E.K. back in the 70's and 80's... They didn't think THAT was harmful at the time either.

Oh gawd! I'm starting to sound like one of them!

 

It's the same people who faked the moon landing and set up the Sept. 11 attacks - the illuminati.

 

I'm glad I'm with like minded individuals here. Can we talk about Walt Disney's Frozen head? Do you think they keep it here, or on the east coast, in the tunnels under the Magic Kingdom?

 

Mikie: I think there might be a market here for IMTB emblazoned tin foil hats. Make mine a Large. I don't wanna be the only one here without one. . . . you know. . . . just in case they're right.

 

MEK - Methyl Ethyl Ketone - is magic juice. It will remove any substance from any other substance. Which is why it was invented, after all. What is does to your skin is just an added benefit.

 

High fructose corn syrup and RX opioids. Keep the public addicted (to both,) sedated and fat. Forcing us to buy health insurance we don't need to get RXs and soda pops we can't afford.
If you think about it, that explains ethanol subsidies and Kaiser Permanente (A "non-profit,") posting a 2.2 Billion dollar profit in 2014.

I have all of that figured out. I just know my gf is somehow involved....She refuses to let me hang a mezuzah over our door.

 

Scary to think about all the times we just pumped it from a 55 gallon barrel and splashed it over whatever we wanted to clean up.

 

Intereseting, makes me wonder if....

........if we fart while in the air jumping, is it a contrail or a chemtrail? Does it depend on the ripeness or volume to determine ?