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  1. skyungjae

    skyungjae Member

    Location:
    Fullerton, CA
    Name:
    Kyung Jae
    Current Bike:
    2015 Santa Cruz Bronson C
    I haven't thought about that movie for well over a decade. Just reading about how they plan on euthanizing the bear if it has a history of attacking humans just reminded me about this film. :Roflmao
     
  2. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
  3. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    No harm, no foul.

    Your comment reminded me of the silverback gorilla that was speared by poachers and left for dead in a park in Africa recently, so pardon me for not ROFL.
     
  4. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    I didn't see that story... And now I'm not going to search for it. :thumbsdown:
     
  5. skyungjae

    skyungjae Member

    Location:
    Fullerton, CA
    Name:
    Kyung Jae
    Current Bike:
    2015 Santa Cruz Bronson C
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  6. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    This site is filled with animal lovers. I would do to the person what someone did to that Silverback. I have zero tolerance for such poor behavior.
    Seriously, I would be in jail. :unsure:
     
  7. mountaingirl sara

    mountaingirl sara iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    So Cal
    Name:
    Sara
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley
    Yikers!
    My niece lives in Tahoe, they had a bear break in while they were out for a few hours(this was a few yrs ago). The Bear destroyed the kitchen and the back door from what I can remember. Good thing they weren’t home with the kiddos!
     
  8. fos'l

    fos'l Well-Known Member

    Name:
    Bob
    Current Bike:
    2005 Santa Cruz Superlight
    Saw a "baby" swimming at the bottom an Inyo Crater a couple of years ago. Got out, shook off like a dog and proceeded up the side of the crater pretty rapidly considering the grade. Somehow it seemed larger the closer it came (never said I was the sharpest tool in the shed), and when it was about 25 yards away, I headed back to the car. Seems like a good decision.
     
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  9. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Update to the Bear story... A mama bear and her cub were trapped, but the DNA did not match DNA taken from the human victim. The plan was to release them into the ANF, but the cub died from complications with the tranquilizer...

    Imagine waking up high in the ANF with no cub... :thumbsdown:

    https://apple.news/AIp4Q9Y-VQQublTUg3D7K5A
     
  10. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    Maybe that's the mama bear and cub that Ross saw a few weeks.
     
  11. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    Heatbreaking. Can't click.
     
  12. jimbowho

    jimbowho Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Podunk KS
    Name:
    james jim jimmy
    Current Bike:
    GT sensor
    My daughter and friends were camping at Kern somewhere. They were in their tents sleeping, woke up to snorting, heavy breathing, and burping<<I added that. A Big bear couldn't care less about them, and dumped the ice chest and drank "all" the beers. It would bite a hole and knock it back. Her boyfriend was in tears, nowhere to buy beers. Then it just walked off.
     
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  13. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals

    The advantage of weighing over 800 lbs.
     
  14. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    I like this. Gather 3 inmates [at a time] locked up for violent and white collar crimes, arm them with sporks and microphones, and release them in the yard with the bear. Record it for pay-per-view with the proceeds going toward moving residences along the urban/open space interface to the inner city.
     
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  15. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
  16. Derkderkall

    Derkderkall iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Monrovia
    Name:
    Derek Allison
    Current Bike:
    2020 Specialized Fuse 29
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  17. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    Biggest drug bust in world history went down in Italy. Good work, people. Speed pills from Syria, courtesy of the “defeated” daesh (consistently but erroneously referred to as a “state” by US media). Over a billion dollars’ street value. Ouch! :thumbsup:
     
  18. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    Tweekers suck!
     
  19. Old&InTheWay

    Old&InTheWay Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orange, Ca.
    Name:
    Steve
    Current Bike:
    2017 Intense Primer Pro
    On July 4th there will be a Supermoon Lunar Eclipse at 9:30 PM.

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  20. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    herzalot, mike, UPSed and 5 others like this.
  21. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Today we salute you, Mr. Sandals over Socks wearer!
    Only you can rock the sandals over the socks without rocking the boat.
    Pre-ride kick-offs, during-ride shred fests, or post-ride tacos...you show up with your toes snuggly cradled and hidden from view.
    (It makes me special!)
    So crack open a can of worms and grab your toenail clippers, oh hider of the foot fungus, because only you can give Herzie a migraine with your fashion choices, and Mr. Bomb better up his game if he wants to keep up.
    (Mr. Sandals over Socks wearer)...
     
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  22. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Can you imagine if every conversation with the Triple D, resembles this...?

    Me: "Hey Chicken Nugget! Check out that guy with the modified department store bike!"

    Nuggets:
    "Here's to that guy... Mr. Department Store modified bike guy...
    Only he can rail reversed forks from a bad build by a pimple faced day one employee"

    Me:
    "Breast meat, I get it... you dig the Bud light commercials, yeah they were great."

    Nuggets:
    "Real men of geniusssss..."

    Me:
    "Uh, yeah, okay..."

    Nuggets:
    "Reversed brakes, bad brakes, or no brakes at all, you don't care cuzz you ride the Floop and the hospital is just around the corner!"
    "Somebody stop me!!"
    "60 pounds of crank snapping pot metal and recycled Budweiser cans, you are grooving on that car spring rear suspension"
    "Off a 57 Chevy!"

    Me:
    :gotnothing: "I get it secret sauce..."

    Nuggets: So crack open your skull as you superman over that super ride in your sandals over the socks. You are going places in style... most likely with lights and sirens.
    "Mr. Department store modified bike guy..."

    Me: :facepalm:
     
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  23. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    I know of at least one IMTBer who has a pair... And I'm pretty sure he wore them to go down Joplin.

    #stud
     
  24. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Implied discord insinuated by your right hand on your face. Which leads me to the conclusion that you are either a real man of Geniussssss or your left hand is preoccupied while you surf the web.
     
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  25. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    :Roflmao:laugh::pHa ha ha ha!

    love you Chicken Nuggets!
     
  26. da big hills

    da big hills iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    pearl harbor
    Name:
    cagey
    Current Bike:
    enduro 29
    Years ago I was on an overcrowded house boat on Shasta, aka The Shasta Disasta. My first night I pitched a tent on the beach. There was a bear in the inlet about 1/4 mile away. I took my little girl and went rowing to it. It was on the bathtub ring sniffing a hole. It would grab boulders the size of a 27 inch Tv and toss them between its legs. This was raw wild power. We rowed back, got in trouble for going towards the bear and spent the night on the beach. I have camped forever and never worried about a bear creating a new entrance to my tent. Wild bears are not fond of humans so I was alright. Park bears.....not so much.
    Funny side story. I am asleep in the middle of the night I hear a speed boat running fast. Night speed is 5 knots max. It get louder and BAM the yahoo ran right into the beach 100 feet from my tent. Never seen that before
     
  27. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    I love you to Bic Mac!
     
  28. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    U want me to bic mac, too? :D

    LOL @Mikie. And Dio.
     
  29. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    What’s a bath tub ring?
    Ever worry about bears, just worry about getting my food out of reach or get in between momma and her cubs. :thumbsup:
     
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  30. Stkx66

    Stkx66 iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Southern California
    Name:
    Steve
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower 27+/ 29r
    For@ Runs with Scissors

    C514996C-10B6-493C-9BCF-095C9AD03221.jpeg
     
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