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LOL – diversionary tactics from the wolves watching the henhouse. I hear apple pie will soon be up for a federal ban, too. Put your helmets on, the sky is falling.

 

WTFart!? Why on earth would we want that! #idiocy

 

Don't worry! Wolfie says it's all fake news! I'm headed back up to Main Divide to watch the coal rollers...

 

$$$$$$$$$$

 

Ohhhh come on now.....what better way to see the sites of our NPS than with my head so far up my phone or iPad.

 

I’ll bet the ebikers would vote for this sh!t
@Faust29 @Cyclotourist

 

Well, we sort of already knew that there was a bonanza waiting for you up there...

 

Oak!

Yes, but I can’t tell you how many years it’s been since the road has been graded and the gate open. Unless I was going to employ a beaver to gnaw it into manageable sizes and haul it out one maybe two at a time in a bike trailer.

 

And when I drop it and crack the screen trying to get the perfect selfie, I can have a new one delivered on-site by an Amazon drone!

 

Chainsaws work better than beavers. I figured that most Canadians owned a chainsaw or knew a fellow Great White Northerner who owned one, eh.

 

Hey take off! Eh? I have a pickup and two chainsaws you hoser! But now I have a road to get there. Beauty eh? Grab your toque!

 

“He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay”

 

A mighty wind could be an AKA for blazing saddles.

 

If you only read one article today, make it this one... And he didn't even need Strava.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...first-person-britain-cycle-one-million-miles/

82-year old to become first person in Britain to cycle one million miles after keeping meticulous records

 

Pffffttt.....miles. Where are the ascent numbers.

 

Exactly......and he doesn't even need a helmet.

 

Doo do do...heart attack?..what heart attack?

 

Promote bicycling. I like the plate and using bicycling for health, but not sure about E-Bike incentives.

https://www.calbike.org/license_pla...Kn2VSxH9pFl9dC3cY3oSlvXFBrJrLfOtsaSW6jBj77Zns

 

What's wrong with keeping lazy people lazy?

 

Wow, nothing like turning a corner walking a trail and look up to see an adult black bear up on hind legs holding ground a few dozen yards away. I stopped, not knowing if cubs were nearby. Took his time working past my position, a little touchy for a sec as he sniffed and hesitated. But he made his way.

Funny, I snapped a photo of scat just 20 minutes earlier. Dude had that classic stuffed animal face, dark brown head and tan muzzle. I did fire off a few pics, but you get the idea...

 

I overhead while waiting at the Dr. The other day.

Guy at the counter checking in with the 20ish female receptionist.

Girl: so what do you do for a living
Guy: I have a warehouse in Ontario that I ship my products from.
Girl: giggles...what type of products?
Guy: i sell toys.
Girl: adult toys or kids toys?
Guy: adult toys.
Girl: oh nice, what type of toys?
Guy: I'd rather not talk about that....

 

Hah, the dildo shipper lost some patient confidentiality that day.

 

What a little flirt she was.

 

He might have made a sale. She was probably into it.

 

HOLY CRAP!! I almost hit a buck deer. I was on the twisty road past Descanso Gardens and I came around a turn and it was running in my lane right at me! It saw me and swerved and I slammed on my brakes but I only missed it by 10 feet.

 

Oh jeez! That could have gone so wonky! Glad you’re ok

 

Why do you guys think it was just dildos? Have a little imagination...

 

And the bear sighting? That is awesome... I haven’t seen one up close since I was a kid in NY- Allegheny State Park