Herzalot

Discussion in 'Crash Confessions' started by Faust29, May 6, 2020.


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  1. evdog

    evdog iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    San diego
    Name:
    Evan S
    Another milestone you could reach for is taking the STR sticker off your rack. Just sayin' :Roflmao
     
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  2. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    NEVER!

    At this point, it's mockery.
     
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  3. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    I was gonna say an MTB rendezvous in the Canyon.
     
  4. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    2 year anniversary of my helicopter ride!

    I still feel the plate and screws every minute of every day. They don't hurt, but they remind me of their presence constantly. I would have them removed if I could tolerate the idea of healing for 3 months without riding, surfing or skiing/snowboarding.

    And with my Jan 5th 2022 back surgery, all of this thread seems like child's play. Well, actually, it was.
     
  5. bvader

    bvader iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    HB
    Name:
    Mr. Brown
    Shewwww

    For a moment I thought it was a new thread.

    Today I clipped a pedal and went OTB.. very little damage to me or bike... But kinda scared the crap out me, could have been MUCH worse just missed landing hard on my a big edgy rock... Just clipped my helmet.

    On lizards not even on the harder part.

    I've not been on the bike as much... Holy crap trails are beaten up!

    Let's all keep the rubber side down...
     
  6. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    One of the worst texts I've ever received... And I've had some doozies!

    Screen Shot 2022-05-07 at 6.05.26 AM.jpg
     
  7. da big hills

    da big hills iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    pearl harbor
    Name:
    cagey
    Current Bike:
    enduro 29
    #1 rule of mtn biking: crash happens, you can crash anytime anywhere. The best we can do is eliminate the 10% of the places where the chances are the greatest. call that my 90-10 policy.

    Sure I can make that 99% of the time, well maybe dismount and walk down that one and make it 99.9. My last crash that gave blood was on one of those, I passed the stop point and went in. I tried one more time to stop, went OTB and hit my nose on a rock. In retrospect if you miss your offramp it is better to ride it out than trying to not ride it.

    Happy Single Trac trails
     
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  8. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    With all the injuries lately, it's hard for me not to look at things differently. These guys are all better riders than me, and they're getting taken out like flies.
     
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  9. evdog

    evdog iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    San diego
    Name:
    Evan S
    You could have at least been extra helpful by giving him some sh*t for getting injured. Like asking how long he'll be volunteering as shuttle driver, or pointing out that you could take his bike since he won't be needing it anymore : )


    My worst crashes have been on the easiest sections of trail. If I followed your approach I'd have to stop riding entirely. That's about when the heart attack would take me out.
     
  10. da big hills

    da big hills iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    pearl harbor
    Name:
    cagey
    Current Bike:
    enduro 29
    my 2021 crash was on the easiest part of the local trail. Nonchalant, I was just cranking big ring little cassette and bam, I did not know what even happened. ANYWHERE-any time, but there are places where it becomes much more technical to the point where you have crashed at that spot before, probably more than once. Those are the crashes that can be avoided. Of course you will make it 90 out of 100 times but I a tired of crashes, even minor ones. Trying to not bleed as much. Shoot I do not even crouch down looking for jumps anymore, well sometimes I do.
     
  11. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Pedal strikes are vicious! Don't do them, m'kay?. :thumbsup:
     
  12. bvader

    bvader iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    HB
    Name:
    Mr. Brown
    Amen brother... Bike stopped/ nosed over... I didn't!
     
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  13. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Usually an oblique OTB - diagonal. Or a same-side slam! Either way - sudden, unexpected and nasty.
     
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  14. bvader

    bvader iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    HB
    Name:
    Mr. Brown
    Oblique OTB!
     
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  15. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Beware the mousetrap.
     
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  16. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Ughhhhhhh. The worse. 1997. Never saw it coming…
     
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