Herzalot

Discussion in 'Crash Confessions' started by Faust29, May 6, 2020.


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  1. kdiff

    kdiff Member

    Location:
    Aliso Viejo
    Name:
    Kurtis
    Current Bike:
    Nomad4 & 26” 5010
    Herz, sorry to hear the news. Hoping for a speedy recovery and glad to see you’re already planning your return on the bike :thumbsup:
     
  2. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    How ya making out, @herzalot?

    Hoping no issues and merely requisite discomfort and inconvenience through the rough patch. Power on! :geek:
     
  3. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    I heard a rumor that Herz is gonna shuttle all the OC riders to and from the Skyline ride in a few weeks, so he must be feeling better already. Bless his wittle heart!
     
  4. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    All's well. Picked up my bike from Todd yesterday. Gave it to the first tall homeless guy I could find. My helmet took a little more of a hit than I thought - back right. Picked up my missing gear from the hospital today (they misplaced my shoes, shorts, watch, gloves...). Sleeping almost flat now. Only doing the painkillers at night, and the "supplements" are preventing the typical accompanying discomfort. Frankly, I keep forgetting I have a broken wing though. Like when I'm typing on IMTB. :whistling:

    Ortho Doc appointment tomorrow. Gotta get ready for that Skyline ride next weekend, right? :sneaky:
     
  5. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Here's a pic from my ortho appointment today:

    Cbone Repair.JPG

    Impressive carpentry on the C-Bone!

    Can't see the scapula break in this view, but you sure can see a couple of unhappy ribs!
     
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  6. Danimal

    Danimal iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Mission Viejo
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    Epic Evo
    That hurts me to look at it! Breathing alone is tough i bet.

    So glad you made it through the surgery ok and keeping a positive attitude.
     
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  7. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    I've bruised my ribs on at least three occasions, including that awful fall I had in Whistler when you were there. You observed me suffer trying to sleep sitting up, and trying to function as we flew home (a journey filled with awful for you). I paid for an x-ray at the Whistler clinic - not broken. Yet for some reason, my ribs are not really bothering me this time. The crash I had 6 weeks ago hurt worse (in terms of ribs) than this one - but there's the evidence. And I am told there are two more broken - not in picture. I am sleeping fine and functioning well. Bizarre. Keep waiting for the rib pain to kick in. And no, I am not doped up on painkillers.

    I was a little pre-mature in my appointment today (supposed to be two weeks, not 8 days) - but they pulled the ten staples anyway saying - "you are healing remarkably fast."

    See you all at Snow Summit this weekend! ;) :thumbsup:
     
  8. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    When those ribs pull back into place it's almost orgasmic.
     
  9. mountaingirl sara

    mountaingirl sara iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    So Cal
    Name:
    Sara
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley
    Dang, that’s a lot of damage on that shoulder girdle! So glad your appt went well and your pain level is low!
    See you next weekend Herzy;)
     
  10. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    How you gonna get through a metal detector now? :eek:
     
  11. CBone

    CBone iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Antelope Valley
    Name:
    Tucker
    Current Bike:
    Intense Primer
    Yikes. Glad you aren't in too much pain. Take it easy herz-a-lot
     
  12. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower

    If I haven't set one off yet.....he's not gonna have a problem.
     
  13. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    :laugh:

    So your part cyborg?
     
  14. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    Not gonna lie....that looks........uncomfortable.

    Is the CB hardware permanent or will it get removed?
     
  15. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower

    Between the plates/screws in my ankle and shoulder....I haven't set off any alarms.
     
  16. MolarM

    MolarM Member

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    Mike
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz 5010
    Clavicle reposition looks great!!! They really did a nice job on that.
     
  17. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    #200 grit sandpaper on those bone ends!
     
  18. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Hopefully, permanent! I have a miniature version in my left hand. I like to call it "internal body armor."

    Doc says about 1/4 of patients have it removed due to irritation with backpack straps. This one seems very well integrated. He suggests I keep it since I will likely fall on it again.
    I was horribly insulted!
     
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  19. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
    :laugh:
     
  20. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Dayam! You got CRUSHED! We should create a new Strava segment for the Rock-it rock garden and call it “anecdotal surgery.”
     
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  21. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Wait what else are you seeing in that x-Ray? I only see the collarbone and two broken ribs in that picture. Is there something we missed that I need to go get fixed? :eek: o_O
     
  22. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    I envision a slow motion splat. Your upper body probably compressed 6 inches. Gnarly! You’re the operator.
     
  23. Ocpop

    Ocpop Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Mission Viejo
    Name:
    Paul K
    Current Bike:
    Pivot trail
    It seems that bone had been fractured before...
     
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  24. bvader

    bvader iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    HB
    Name:
    Mr. Brown
    Pretty rowdy pic

    How do ther get pulled back in place they look completely misaligned I've only cracked and bruised ribs so how does that work?
     
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  25. buggravy

    buggravy iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Calabasas
    Name:
    Matt
    Current Bike:
    Transition Sentinel
    Damn, dude, that's a thing. Am I processing the x-ray correctly that the ribs are broken on the back side? Was the impact on your shoulder blade, and the collarbone broke forward?
     
  26. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    The X-ray really brings it home. Glad for no spinal injury.

    Heal on, brother.
     
  27. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    I'll never learn... I showed the x-ray to my wife. :p
     
  28. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    Cap'n Crunch!

    With crunchberries!
     
  29. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Troutman, NC
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower CC XX1
    Missed this thread the first time around. Sorry to hear about the crash, and healing vibes for a quick recovery. Not gonna lie, but it is a little intimidating to know you went down on Rock-It since I know you know that trail like the back of your hand. Several sections on that trail where there really aren't any soft landing zones. One of my buddies who is a doctor landed hard just past the rock garden and had to be driven out by the ranger. Though he didn't break anything, he bruised his thorax so badly he couldn't sleep at night because he couldn't lie down. He ended up prescribing himself morphine. Yikes!

    Hoping they gave you good meds!
     
  30. trmn8er

    trmn8er Member

    Location:
    Ontario
    Name:
    Ken
    Current Bike:
    Intense Primer
     


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