Herzalot

Man that is a bummer, hoping you heal up quick and get back on the bike.

 

Perhaps, when Herz has healed up enough down the road, in some months from now, and hopefully after this virus thing has mellowed a bit, and the trails are open, and the stars align just right, we can have a group ride in the honor of our "air lifted out, and lived to tell about it" club. Seems like a good enough reason to get the gang together once again to me. What say you?

 

That's one hell of a trifecta. If you do decided to switch to gravel, I'll be happy to show you the ropes. You can even use the Lauf equipped hot rod.

Mine broke top to bottom almost dead center and thankfully missed the joint. The immediate pain was way worse than my rib and clavicle breaks. My surgeon decided the best bet was to get fitted for the sling of death and let my muscles naturally position the bones. By day three I was pain free unless I made a sudden movement with my other arm or torso. Rehab was rehab and I did regain about 95% range of motion.

Good luck Chris, I'm sure you'll be back soon.

 

Excellent advice!

 

No. A monumental fuckup that endangers lives and costs taxpayers is not something to celebrate. You said it earlier, it is what it is. And it sucks. Celebrate good things, like regaining capabilities or seeing your friend again. Don’t glamorize getting rescued. There is nothing cool about having been.

 

Glad to hear you're okay. Did they give you a good spin on your way out?

 

Yikes! I thought they had ways to control that!
No, luckily my litter didn’t spin.

 

So you're not into the "I almost died but I lived to tell about it it" story line? That story line has made millions of dollars for the media. And, there's more to a story like this than just the rescue. In fact the rescue is the least important factor. I picture us (attending members of imtbtrails,com) sitting around a series of campfire rings (each ablaze with fire) later this Summer or Fall up in the San Bernardino Mountains. Each of us with a either a hot dog weenie or a marsh mallow attached to the end of a stick, heating it to perfection. A podium stands at one end of the camp, and each member of this elite team takes his or her turn telling the story from beginning to end. "ohhhs" and "ahhhs" fill the air as the traumatic details of each story unfolds. Then, the following morning, a group ride occurs in celebration of dirt, wheels, soul, and mind.

 

How are you feeling Herz?

 

Leave it to the lady to ask how you are feeling right Chris?

 

I was trying to make him laugh....they say laughter is the best medicine. Broken ribs love laughter. Broken scapulas love laughter. It helps to remind you That you are still alive.

 

Are you kidding me? FLoop is world famous for crashes and injury. I’m thinking something more gentle like Joplin. Didn’t have any problems with that!

 

As long as it’s black diamond or better!

 

Yeah, it's called a tag line. But I remember spinning (or maybe that was just in my head)…

 

herz is back and the same... respecting the floop!
-"how did you crash on the floop?" an innocent, without sarcasm question asked by friend after I took a superman over some bushes at night... went back couple of days later and next to the bush was a cactus garden!
-floop the only place that I've seen the fat under my skin... so white...
-floop the only place i've seen my friends shin bone.. the actual shin bone revealed by the split skin... so white
-floop the only place I came upon a kid (bottom of hospital hill) taking a nap, snoring out loud, with a spilit helmet and a bike draped over him....
I could go on and on...

 

Well Herz crashes suck big time. Nothing like you tube to pass the time. I truly hope you are well soon. We will ride again and hopefully snow ski. Healing vibes my friend.
TTB

 

In!

 

Let us not forget the shattered elbow on the Mormon Hill descent. That was no bueno.

The guys pushing the gurney weren't happy either.

 

Sorry to hear about your mishap Herz. I had nearly the exact same injuries + a concussion (no surgery though) from a dirt bike crash on Nov 30, 1994 out in Ocotillo. Knocked myself loopy and don't remember anything to this day. Orthopedic doctor told me I'd be out of commission for at least (2) months and told me "no snowboarding the entire next season". I was snowboarding in Whistler (6) weeks later and never had any issues. Jacuzzi soaks and hot showers really helped loosen it up to stretch it out. Probably didn't hurt that I was under 30 as well.

Hell well....and quickly....and safely.

 

Recover fast man. Karnac sees 700x25C in your future. Its tough not getting on the machine, as we watched with mtn girl and that Canadian dude heal up. But the future is bright. Keep up your faith.
Happy paved bike trails.

 

And all that was before the chopper arrived

 

Tough deal Herz.
Shocked to get the crash news but glad you are on the mend.
Hang in there man. Thinking about you and sending healing vibes.

 

Funny how many people are saying gravel bike - but here's the deal with that - none of the traction of asphalt combined with none of the fun of singletrack....

I would be even more likely to slap it down on my side losing traction on some pea sized pebbles and dust on top of hardpack. No thanks!

My intention is to recover from this and get back at it, but roll back the throttle a smidge.

After all, I am not a cyclist...

I am a mt. biker!

 

YES, YES, and YES.

 

Well, just to keep it safe, how about being a stationary bike rider for the time being? Mount a laptop to the handlebars and watch tech trail videos while you spin. It's what the riders do in the Mid West and New England when a blizzard rolls through.

 

Maybe take a road trip....to Oregon and find some terrain that naturally slows you down and provides a much softer landing than Aliso.

 

Chris, glad you're feeling better and that ^^^^is the right attitude.

Maybe I'll be seeing you for back to school night.

 

That’s right...you get back on that horse and push the limits like you always do. It’s how we’re wired.

but as a mtn biker....it’s ok if you wanna get a SS.

 

I was thinking along those exact lines. More from the angle of riding more conservatively on trails you don't have wired. But yes, a disciplined rider could back off a little and save the gas.


@herzalot: Power to you for getting through the next week. The pain is worth getting off the narcos. I know you got it, but just a nod to the challenges ahead. Send it, dad!

I was thinking along those lines, too.