Foolproof Motivator

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  1. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Faust29, Apr 20, 2021
    #1
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  2. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    The bear needs to be cited for cutting switchbacks and ignoring proper lines. This activity must not be allowed!!
     
    Runs with Scissors, Apr 20, 2021
    #2
    Grassblade23, XPLORE, GregMiester and 9 others like this.
  3. Obsidian

    Obsidian iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Costa Mesa
    Name:
    Obsidian
    Current Bike:
    27.5 Intense Tracer
    Holy crap. That is one way to get a KOM.
     
    Obsidian, Apr 20, 2021
    #3
    GregMiester, Mikie, herzalot and 8 others like this.
  4. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
    Did the MTBer even know there was a bear screaming down the hill?
     
    Cyclotourist, Apr 20, 2021
    #4
    GregMiester, Mikie, mountaingirl sara and 4 others like this.
  5. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    Damn, I thought this was a 420 thread!!!
     
    mike, Apr 20, 2021
    #5
    Mikie, Redman, Cyclotourist and 3 others like this.
  6. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    Well, it should be, especially today! :D
     
    SnakeCharmer, Apr 20, 2021
    #6
    Mikie, Faust29, mike and 1 other person like this.
  7. Danimal

    Danimal iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Mission Viejo
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    Epic Evo
    Does a bear poop in the woods? Probably, but I bet that mtb'er pooped in his shorts.
     
    Danimal, Apr 20, 2021
    #7
    GregMiester, Mikie, Runs with Scissors and 2 others like this.
  8. AKAKTM

    AKAKTM Well-Known Member

    Location:
    SCV
    Name:
    Tony A
    That trail is called Freebird and I've ridden it many times. Yikes.
     
    AKAKTM, Apr 21, 2021
    #8
    XPLORE, Mikie, herzalot and 2 others like this.
  9. da big hills

    da big hills iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    pearl harbor
    Name:
    cagey
    Current Bike:
    enduro 29
    I do not need to ride faster than a bear downhill, I just need to be faster than you
     
    da big hills, Apr 21, 2021
    #9
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  10. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Every Bear You Wake

    Every bear you wake
    Every move you make
    Every turn you brake
    Every step you take
    She'll be chasing you

    Every single berm
    Every word you squirm
    Hope the corners are firm
    Every shift confirmed
    She'll be chasing you

    Oh, can't you see
    You belong to me
    How my poor stomach aches
    With every pedal stroke you take

    Every move you make
    Every corner you brake
    Every mile you make
    Every hopeful mistake
    I'll be catching you
    Since you've gone I've been lost without a meal
    I dream at night I can only see your heal
    I look around but it's you I can't replace
    I feel so cold and I long to eat your face
    I keep crying dinner dinner please

    Oh, can't you see
    You belong to me
    How my poor stomach aches
    With every pedal stroke you take

    Every move you make
    Every corner you brake
    Every mile you make
    Every hopeful mistake
    I'll be catching you
     
    Mikie, Apr 22, 2021
    #10
    Grassblade23, herzalot, GregMiester and 8 others like this.
  11. Rumpled

    Rumpled Well-Known Member

    Location:
    OC
    Name:
    Jim Martin
    Current Bike:
    2018 Specialized Epic Carbon C
    There's some pretty good lyrics there.
    Now, someone needs to sing that with some music and make it the audio track to a loop of that bear chase.
     
    Rumpled, Apr 22, 2021
    #11
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  12. Voodoo Tom

    Voodoo Tom MTB Addict

    Location:
    Castaic
    Name:
    Tom Kokkinakis
    Current Bike:
    Mango one, black one, Ti one
    Great this is gonna be stuck in my head the next time we ride GE...:eek:
     
    Voodoo Tom, Apr 22, 2021
    #12
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  13. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    Here ya go, @Mikie:



    Make a shitty recording and I'll put it together with a shitty video of the bear running away from the mountain bikers. Pinkbike will have nothing on IMTBT. Alcohol greases the pipes, ya know. Get Voodoo for backup and have fun. I'll look for it Sunday. :thumbsup:
     
    mike, Apr 22, 2021
    #13
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  14. SS Barby

    SS Barby Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Palmdale, CA
    Name:
    Barby
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley LS/ Esker Hayduke
    I thought that song was about my wife not a bear. When I am out riding my bike instead of at home or cooking dinner or playing with my son.
    Or when her mtb crash sense gets turned on
     
    SS Barby, Apr 22, 2021
    #14
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  15. Sidewalk

    Sidewalk iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    The road is where I call home
    Name:
    Josh
    Current Bike:
    N+1
    After a little incident at Skypark recently, I tested how well the Garmin crash alert works.

    I had to calm my mother and my GF down after that...
     
    Sidewalk, Apr 22, 2021
    #15
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  16. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    I don't have time to do it, but someone needs to adapt Meat Loaf's "Bat out of Hell" for this.....:Roflmao:Roflmao
     
    Runs with Scissors, Apr 22, 2021
    #16
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  17. Rumpled

    Rumpled Well-Known Member

    Location:
    OC
    Name:
    Jim Martin
    Current Bike:
    2018 Specialized Epic Carbon C
    Just read that the songwriter for that whole album just died
     
    Rumpled, Apr 22, 2021
    #17
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  18. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Yeah. The dude (Jim Steinman) was brilliant. Unmatched.

    He didn't only write that.
     
    Runs with Scissors, Apr 22, 2021
    #18
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