DDD’s Bachelor Party

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  1. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Ride Name: DDD’s Bachelor Party
    When: Through July 3, 2022
    Time: Typically evenings or anytime Sundays
    Where: Have truck, will travel
    Ride Description or Details:
    Variety… I have a month-long hall pass! This is why I’ve been riding 3-4 days a week lately and want to extend the invite to the HOoLiGaNs for new dirt, old dirt, night dirt, safe dirt. I’m finally getting some fitness back and would be a little less of a burden on group rides. I spray my pads with alcohol, and I make fun of people equally so no one feels left out. Lemme know if you wanna play!
    ~~~~~ Optional Details ~~~~~
    Meet Location: Various
    Skill Level: Intermediate, Advanced, Storm Trooper
    Ride Pace: Social Cruise, Easy with Moments of Effort, Moderate Pace, Fast Pace
    Type of Ride: Out and Back, Loop, Point A to B, Point A to B Shuttle, Shuttle, Lolipop
    Rider Limit: Depends on the shuttle rig(s)
    Anticipated Mileage: Varies
    Elevation Gain: Varies
    Ride Duration: Varies
    Previous Ride Reports: Random
    Possible Bail-Outs: Varies
    Facilities: Varies
    Food/water suggestions: Eat food and drink water
    Option to Upload:
     
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  2. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Budget one of those Sundays for some daytime Strawberry or maybe even Strawberry + The Gabrielino. It's a much better ride when you can see it, and aren't getting slapped in the face with wet poison oak.
     
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  3. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    Which bike will you be riding?
     
  4. DIRTJUNKIE

    DIRTJUNKIE Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    Name:
    Jay
    Current Bike:
    Intense Primer, Pro
    The one beneath my wings.
     
  5. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    There is from 5 bikes to select @snake. I’d like to go somewhere close to @Voodoo Tom since @Mikie aint close. Hey Nugget! Any chance you’ll be in town the next 3 weeks?
    @faustie, Idlehour or strawberry this Sunday?
     
  6. buggravy

    buggravy iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Calabasas
    Name:
    Matt
    Current Bike:
    Transition Sentinel
    If you decide to play hookie on a Wednesday or Thursday, and want to hit Suicide and/or any other of the Cheese greatest hits during daylight hours, holla atcha boi.
     
  7. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Doooood! If I am able to swing it, it would have to be Thursday. Lemme see about that and will let you know.
     
  8. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Tonight was Crazy Bear Marshall Canyon to Webb Canyon :thumbsup: 13.68/1,670’. It’s kinda weird riding with the Crazy Bears sans shuttle.
     
  9. da big hills

    da big hills iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    pearl harbor
    Name:
    cagey
    Current Bike:
    enduro 29
    I can do the Cheese after sunset
     
  10. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    No go tomorrow, Bug, unless we pedal out around 7:30pm or 8pm because I cant get the time off work. I typically ride Tuesday and Thursday evenings and all day Sunday (oh my how GLORIOUS this is) but can switch up any weeknight and make a trip to your neighborhood. Saturdays are no go.
     
  11. SS Barby

    SS Barby Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Palmdale, CA
    Name:
    Barby
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley LS/ Esker Hayduke
    I am in on this one whenever you guys are game.
     
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  12. SS Barby

    SS Barby Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Palmdale, CA
    Name:
    Barby
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley LS/ Esker Hayduke
    @DangerDirtyD , I could show you some long loops around the Canada area, I dont live that far from @Voodoo Tom . Most of my longer rides are just a longer variation of something related to Golden Eagle, McGill trail Wrightwood or Chilao. But if you want to come up this way we could work something out. Might even be able to get @Voodoo Tom to come ride. Just know the later in the day and the more into the summer you get in these parts, the weather gets nasty. We dont have the leisurely low 90s max temps that you all have down in the LA area. It is 90 when we wake up here in the next couple weeks.
     
  13. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Sweet! Hey Voodoo! What day(s) would you be available to rendezvous in Canada with Babrie!? Sunday's Idlehour tour helped me acclimate to the heat. I don't believe it ever got over 90, but there was very little wind that day. As long as the High Desert is blowing, I'll be good to go if you haul the cooler with beverages on ice.
     
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  14. Maderas84

    Maderas84 Member

    Location:
    Fluent in French & sarcasm.
    Name:
    Andres
    Current Bike:
    Ibis, Pivot & Santa Cruz
    If there will be strippers in thongs, I’m in and will fly out from Knoxville.
     
  15. Danimal

    Danimal iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Mission Viejo
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    Epic Evo
    Careful what your ask for...
    paging @DangerDirtyD and the beach pic!!
     
  16. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Right!? I was gonna say @Maderas84 that it’s more likely to be a @rossage sausage party.
     
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  17. da big hills

    da big hills iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    pearl harbor
    Name:
    cagey
    Current Bike:
    enduro 29
    I like Pinos, once I return from Paradise
     
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  18. Obsidian

    Obsidian iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Costa Mesa
    Name:
    Obsidian
    Current Bike:
    27.5 Intense Tracer
    I will drive all the way from Costa Mesa. :Roflmao
     
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  19. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Tonight is CrazyBear’s Brewsday Night Ride at Bonelli, although we’ll probably finish before the sun sets. 6:30 from the shop in La Verne, end next door at La Verne Brewing Co. The Freshman Fog hazy IPA is noteworthy.
     
  20. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Tonight is CrazyBear's A-team evening ride, which means some might HAB sections of Webb and the team likely will avoid Itchy-Scratchy altogether, KOMs and Cuppies on Tuesday's Bonelli romp notwithstanding. I may be visited by a colleague from CO while he is "in town" for a project at the Salton Sea, so if he shows, I'm gonna ride with him instead.
     
  21. da big hills

    da big hills iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    pearl harbor
    Name:
    cagey
    Current Bike:
    enduro 29
    More O2 for you at the Salton Sea. I forget but it is about 90 feet below sea level. You will gain 10 Torr. This means the partial pressure of O2 is a bit higher allowing to push those anerobic limits. But don't hold your breath.
    Happy trails to the center of the earth

    Google says -236 ft so that would be almost 20 Torr
     
  22. Agent Orange

    Agent Orange Member

    Location:
    Antelope Valley, CA
    Name:
    Yokel Legend
    Current Bike:
    '98 Specialized FSR Comp
    Looks like the density altitude would still be about 2700' though. At least this week.
     
  23. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Last hurrah tonight before the Meegies return.
     
  24. scan

    scan iMTB Rockstah

    Name:
    fran allas
    Current Bike:
    Scott Spark
    Not so torrible. About 20 mm Hg
     
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  25. Stkx66

    Stkx66 iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Southern California
    Name:
    Steve
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower 27+/ 29r
    Please tell us that you jumped up and down on the furniture at least once while she was gone. :D
     
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  26. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    I hired two people to come clean it.
     
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  27. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
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    Party on, Nuggets!
     
  28. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Rigid single speeds! :thumbsup:
     


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