Arkansas Y’all!

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Yo @Mikie I'd like to introduce one of your new neighbors!


Instagram Link

 

I don't have an Instagram account. This is the only social media I subscribe to now.
You'll have to cut and past some pics heah Boy.

I'm thinking the EvDawgster is a troublemaker... I like it!

 

ask and you shall receive.....

 

Oh Crap! That's my street! (just kidding).

Whew! Those aren't mountain bikers, them are those dag burn dirt roadie fellers!

@evdog is a troublemaker.

My own observation that the sticker in the rear window verifies that front passenger... who most likely was the Driver NOT using their seat belt.

 

Hahahah! O'Doyle Rules!

 

Flipped it on purpose. That's how they unload trucks in Arkansas- gotta get Grandma out somehow. They're wondering why everybody is staring...

 

Based on the existing evidence... Looks to me like Grandma was the beeotch that caused this. Those hate filled grandma's!
Four wheel drive trucks work best when all four wheels are relatively close to the ground. hah! Karma is a beach Betty Crocker!

 

I saw on Instagram that Anneke Beerten just moved to Bentonville, AR and is already shredding the trails. Pretty soon it will be overcrowded like OC.

 

That was mean!

 

But probably not accurate...anyone who has been to or through Ar-KAN-sas in summer won't be crowding the trails.

105 degrees F at 10 pm, with 90% humidity, was not an inducement to come back. Just sayin'.

 

I definitely need the "I was being facetious and/or sarcastic" button added to the forum.

 

I think it was a given....but I couldn't help myself having been there in summer.

 

LOL, right? I was stuck at Little Rock AFB for four years back in the day ... I guess that is Central Arkansas but hell no. Ice in Winter and diabolical humidity the rest of the year.

 

I spent a few miserable months just east of there at Millington (Memphis) NATTC in 1980. Left in July, at the temp/humidity stated above.

 

Plus ... Memphis. Do not go out at night. LOL.
That is clearly regional humor. Them's just jokes.

 

Weather was not too bad for my trip there for CX World's.
Got down to about 22 and high of 58, no water fell from the sky.
Racing was good, fair amount of controversy about a non technical course.
Worst was organizers beer choices. No Belgian beers. Did have a couple of Hop Valley IPA's and Miller Lite.
They should have had some Arkansas beer, definite fail as far as I am concerned.
Bigger fail was they ran out of the IPA's on Saturday afternoon and basically all day Sunday.
I asked these Belgie's what they thought of Miller Lite, " shite bier!"

 

Haha... they have fanny packs on backwards, so wouldn't trust their opinion on much of anything. And yeah...any lite beer pretty much sucks balls.

Not to mention the outfits.. wtf...

 

Euro fans are just a little.....different.
There was also a group of Dutchies dressed in orange onesies. Actually looked quite warm.
A lot of Euro fans dress up for fun.
Heh, they travelled all the way from Europe for this.

 

All the recent snow pics are not a good sell to move there in the first place

 

Good morning y’all!

 

It's still warm. Can't even break out the ice skates.

 

How them knees??

 

Eh!
Knees are over rated…
2 more months and we hit the trails whether my Doctah likes it or not!
There! I said it!

 

I'm more concerned about your other knee......

 

My WeeKnee?