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Before and 9 days later. I blame it on lack of riding

 

You're preg-not ?

 

Sorry to here it, here's to a quick recovery!
Made in CHINA, how ironic!

 

I know a guy who can help remedy this no riding thing with you...

 

Well, based on the size of my gut, I’d say I’m about 2 months along

 

Any chance of a Trailhead Invite on this one?

 

You're always invited!

 

Not if I'm not made aware of the ride until the ride report is posted.

 

Osmosis....you don't partake?

 

Maybe in my 20s...

 

Oh, you've caught on to my sneaky lil' trick, eh?

Consider yourself in the loop from now on.

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa… Has he filled out the requisite application in triplicate?

No skipping the line.

 

Guys, just post up a TH invite and help the site.

 

I may or may not ride within the next 20 minutes... Route to be determined. See you there!

 

Even snakes have to use the granny gear just like me! Black Star

 

Did somebody say SNAKES?!

 

Looks like a flow trail for ants. .

 

The scarcest resource in life isn't money, land, fresh water or gold. For singles under 25, the scarcest resource is sex, and for the rest of us it's time. - Brett Arends (WSJ)

 

Disagree completely. For those over 50 the scarcest resource is sex.

 

At 70, that scarcity doesn't bother one as much. The miracle that is testosterone.

 

W. C. Fields - " I spent half of my money on women and booze and the other half I wasted."

 

That’s a very bukowskian view, I love it!

but, what happens when a women wastes all your money?

 

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." - Lana Turner

 

Then they were doing it wrong. Under 25 no shortage whatsoever, too many ladies! damn it was a fun being that age.

 

chuckle chuckle

 

This *appears* to be a reputable brand but unless someone know what model it is for sure, it might be $1000 Chinese knock-off…

 

Love it either way! Is that an Ohlins on that bad boy?

 

It's a Tesla prototype.

 

No problem... That's just a "thermal runaway event" like the recent recall mentioned. Don't worry- They say it's really rare. Looks more well done to me, though...

The Ohlins makes me think it's a real Big S model. They sold those stock for a year or two in different models, and still have a bunch of leftover parts on their eBay store.

https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2021/S...cks-Due-to-Fire-and-Burn-Hazards-Recall-Alert

 

That's what happens when you don't use Duracell.