In Other News

https://www.tmz.com/videos/2021-09-23-092321-gorillas-zoo-1255417/

 

My wife asked my if I saw that… I said we really read different news.

 

If it's on Buzzfeed or deadline I'll be asked the same question later tonight.

 

Got to do something to pass the time!

 

For anyone with a modicum of knowledge, this is not at all surprising. They're our second closest relatives.

Chimpanzees - our closest relatives, with 99.4% of our active genes in common - have been observed in making war....plotting and executing the demise of their enemies.

Apes can be instructive. Don't try to moralize when it comes to primates.

Maybe they know something you don't.....

 

I never moralize when it comes to oral.

 

16 year old rolling coal hits cyclists on Texas highway.


A teenage driver who was allegedly hassling cyclists in Waller County by “rolling coal” ended up running over a group and injuring six of them, according to media reports.
https://www.ksat.com/news/texas/202...onman-triathlon-on-texas-highway-reports-say/


Another article with a few more details:
https://www.chron.com/news/houston-...ts-hit-truck-teen-driver-ironman-16490862.php

 

Last I heard he wasn't charged with anything, is that still the case? Or lack of a case?

 

It's Texas - you can be a homicidal a--hole if you want... It's your right.

 

Rolling coal on cyclists takes a special kind of ass-hole. Fukking up that simple task takes a special kind of ineptness. Not off to a great start as a driver, adult or human. Sad waste of sperm and egg.

 

Isn't Texas a "shoot first, then ask questions later" kind of state?

 

Yes

 

I had one of my best Ultimate Frisbee performances on campus at Texas A&M when I lived in Lubbock, but the kids from Cal Tech would chew up those Aggies and spit out the fatty parts.

 

I had some of the best tacos ever in San Antonio.

 

In Texas, "He needed killin' " is a solid defense.

There are times I agree with the sentiment...

 

In this case, I assume you would apply that to the driver and not the triathletes?

 

Nice of you to drop in, DJ. How is home on the range? I hope you’re representing SoCal at Bergen Peak. I miss the great riding. We have a couple of Centennial State expats here. Cheers.

 

Guilty as charged!

 

While I only play an attorney on television, I'm thinking that "I didn't mean to hurt anyone" isn't the best of defenses:

https://jalopnik.com/attorney-for-teen-who-hit-six-cyclists-while-trying-to-1847778188

 

The comments are noteworthy.

Anyone ever see the Turducken of Assholes?

 

Fixed it.

My client is a young idiot in high school with a big truck and has college party time aspirations. He’s a very new and inexperienced driver and had no idea that rolling coal and running over bikes is a dick move and could hurt people.

 

I loved that quote in the comments, true LOL moment.

 

All good here, thanks for asking. I’ve never done Bergen Peak, have to add that to the to do list.

 

It's Loud In HB... All Weekend..

https://www.pacificairshow.com/

 

Okay, Elk Meadow, brother. Both sides of Bergen are fun as hell. Have fun and say hello to the elk around Evergreen.
<-- My lass crushing the north side crux. Be careful with wide bars.

 

Buy tickets!?! That Sh!t used to be free.
Well, millions in tax dollars, but, "free," to the public.

 

Tickets if you want to sit under the shade and get served beer there's miles of free beach

 

I started my oven the other day - set it to 375F (I ain't doin' Celsius) and walked away. 5 minutes later it still showed 100 degrees. I opened the oven door and was greeted with a "whoosh" - late ignition. Can only imagine what it would have been had I waited longer. Said range dates from 2006, so it was cost-effective.

Today a new range is installed. Actually cost less than the one it replaced, and has the same (and some better) features. Catching the sale window at Best Buy is awesome!!!!

 

Park at the sports complex or equestrian center on Goldenwest. Watch show. Drink beer. Don't get caught on the way home.

Problem: Solved.