Where are all the hottie mtb boys?

I like a good three way.

At least I think I do...

 

I am shirtless here, you just have to use your imagination.

 

Sexy equine

 

Haha, I don’t race tri anymore

 

Wildflower Tri, that’s an awesome location!

 

My first tri in 2012, and stage two of my fitness journey (I was fat when I took up running a few years before that). I actually bought a bike after that tri, instead of riding a cheap, Wal-mart level, rigid 26" mountain bike.

That's Festus. He's very shy, but friendly.

 

That’s awesome! I’m guessing you’re addicted to athleticism now I love stories like this!
A little jealous of your horse, but that’s a big time commitment and $$ that I’m not ready for right now.

 

Oh...yeah...there is a story there...

 

Clickbait!!!!!!

 

adorbable

 

Really!? Over a year without a male hottie to admire!?

you’re welcome...

 

I shall breathe life back into this topic and shove it down your throats!

 

Sir Sheldon rides again!

 

I’m tired of this AWESOME thread falling by the wayside while the other hottie thread, which was started by a person who no longer participates on this forum, keeps getting all the the attention.

Well I’m here to tell you I can go all day and have the studs to prove it!

 

Fight the power!

 

The Covid-50 is real

 

Your daily hottie: Today we feature a strapping lad of 46 years. Faster than you on the downhills and surprisingly spry when things point up. His hair flows in the wind.

 

how come the dude behind DDD's left shoulder looks like he just saw something he shouldn't have seen??

 

Just ignore the poser in the back

 

Today we present the Storm Trooper Brigade!
Notice no smiles, for these GentleBros know they need not impress anyone with their facial expressions. They let their kits do the talking. Featuring the finest handmade Italian MTB footwear, and their plastic protective equipment securely fastened with duct tape or Velcro. These studs are all business and all safety. Settle down ladies, reservations are accepted daily, and there is plenty to go around.

 

Today we salute you, oh single speed bicycle rider.
Your Joplin rides are legendary.
On the other side of a mountain and your crew runs out of water? Not to worry because you picked a day to ride in the rain, a lightning storm, and maybe even a hurricane.
(‘tis but a sprinkle!)
When mere mortals keel over at the 50-mile mark, you cover them with a blanket and proclaim “sayonara sucker.”
(Another one bites the dust!)
But there is no dust! Instead everyone is soaked to the bone and shivering.
(Suck it up buttercup!)
Your death march group is small because the rest are pushing daisies.
And here come Faustie with a watering can and pinwheel for the garden.
(“Weee” he says! “Weeeee Weeeeeeee!”)
So crack open a bottle of Tailwind, oh Masher of the Little Cog, and save the beer for the real men who rode only the 20 mile route.

(Mr. single speed bicycle rider...)

 

OMG!!! literally -laughing -out -loud right now!!! Chicken Nuggets poetry FTW @mtnbikej

 

Love your poem @DangerDirtyD and ode to the Bud lIght commercials of days gone by, but full disclaimer, I believe @mtnbikej was on his squishy geared bike for this Joplin Drop.

 

Thanks for the lift, @DangerDirtyD.

@mtnbikej (and @horsebikerider), admit it's overdue.


Who could be next? Hmm, who's beautiful face can I think of???

 

C'mon @mike you know I'm waiting for one of your selfies!

 

Mountain opens up in a couple months... write yourself into the Harding- San Juan epic. Live the prose!

I don’t get the Bud Light vibe... more like Beowulf.

 

Poetic license. Wait for the screen adaptations... There may be crocodiles.