How About A Little Humor in Our Time of Need

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  1. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    I could not keep my response to a groan, sorry... :laugh:
     
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  2. kingaucho

    kingaucho Well-Known Member

    Location:
    South OC
    Name:
    Lubo
    Current Bike:
    Giant Anthem 29er
  3. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    Actually, those of us with teenage kids now have “quaran-teens”.
     
  4. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    If you can post that, I can start looking for Sam Kinison clips. :D

    Kinison... I had the pleasure of sneaking into one of his shows when I was in high school. :whistling:
     
  5. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
    I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
     
  6. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    What? Just some good "family" humor :whistling::whistling:
     
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  7. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    See you next Fall! :stop:
     
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  8. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    Hey, does Honda have a dealer joke manual or something?? @Luis is killing it here. :laugh::thumbsup:
     
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  9. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    He's stealing the jokes from Jan, the Toyota lady.
    Sick.
     
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  10. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
    "...The Aristocrats!!!"
     
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  11. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    "See that? It's SAND!!! ....move to where the FOOD IS!!!!!"

    One of the best ever.:Roflmao:Roflmao
     
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  12. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
    We have deserts in America... nobody lives there! (apologies to @Redman )
     
  13. fos'l

    fos'l Well-Known Member

    Name:
    Bob
    Current Bike:
    2005 Santa Cruz Superlight
    I asked my wife if I was the only one she was ever with. She said "Yes, all the rest were nines and tens."
     
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  14. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry::thumbsup:

    I'd like a remote split-screen joke joust with Bob and Luis outdoing each other. I'd burn calories watching that. :Roflmao:thumbsup:
     
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  15. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Neither one can hold a candle to Progressive Flo.

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  16. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Troutman, NC
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower CC XX1
    My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”

    Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says, "Oh man, it's hot in here." The other shrieks, "OH MY GOD! A talking muffin!"

    Who is this Rorschach guy, and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

    A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."
     
  17. Redman

    Redman iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Henderson, Nv
    Name:
    Kevin
    Current Bike:
    SC OG Hightower 29'r
    All good amigo. The desert hasn’t been too bad so far:D

    C5E8735B-2F7C-40D1-B5BD-71347355D873.jpeg
     
  18. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Well, we do - southern Californica, dontcha know - but we also figured out irrigation....
     
  19. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    "Californica"?

    As in, the Country of California?
     
  20. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    A psychologist shows a patient a blank sheet of white paper, and asks "What do you see?"

    The patient answers "two polar bears fornicating in a blizzard."
     
  21. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Okay...
     
  22. jimbowho

    jimbowho Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Podunk KS
    Name:
    james jim jimmy
    Current Bike:
    GT sensor
    I know my wife's cheating on me. Every time I come home the Parrott says "quick out the window"
    Rodney Dangerfield.
     
  23. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    "My mother in law broke up our marriage!"
    "Oh, how'd that happen?"
    "One day my wife comes home from work, and she finds us in bed together..."
     
  24. ~JB~

    ~JB~ Member

    Location:
    Murrieta/Temecula
    Name:
    Juan B Garcia
    Current Bike:
    2019 RFX
    What did the old blind man say as he passed the fish market? Hello Ladies...
     
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  25. mike

    mike iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Western US
    Name:
    Mike O
    Current Bike:
    HT, FS
    It's April, brother. :geek:

    Nice pic!!!!!


    @~JB~: I'm calling foul. :eek:
     
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  26. fos'l

    fos'l Well-Known Member

    Name:
    Bob
    Current Bike:
    2005 Santa Cruz Superlight
    Maybe in bad taste.
    An individual who was despondent called the Suicide Hotline and was rerouted to a Call Center in Pakistan. He explained his situation, they got very excited and asked if he could drive a truck.
     
  27. Stkx66

    Stkx66 iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Southern California
    Name:
    Steve
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower 27+/ 29r
    Pic near Kingman?
     
  28. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Yeah, it's bad taste, but funny. In a macabre sorta way.
     
  29. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    The physics teacher asked "which is heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?"

    Water, of course. Butane is the lighter fluid.
     
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  30. Redman

    Redman iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Henderson, Nv
    Name:
    Kevin
    Current Bike:
    SC OG Hightower 29'r
    Negative. This is at the southern border of Henderson & Sloan Canyon National Conservation Area looking east towards Boulder City/Lake Mead. The pic attached is looking the other direction to the west.

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