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  1. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Troutman, NC
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower CC XX1
    BonsaiNut, Jul 18, 2019
    #1
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  2. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Faust29, Jul 18, 2019
    #2
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  3. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    I wonder if I could get arrested in Berkeley for wearing a shirt with a logo as simple as "Man Cave" on it? :rolleyes:
     
    SnakeCharmer, Jul 18, 2019
    #3
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  4. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Troutman, NC
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower CC XX1
    Just wear a shirt that says "Man". Oh, the outrage!
     
    BonsaiNut, Jul 18, 2019
    #4
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  5. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Don't EVEN get me started Kids! :facepalm:
     
    Mikie, Jul 18, 2019
    #5
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  6. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

    Although, I really have no desire to ever venture inside a man-hole.

    Maybe they can call it an Access Street Sewer cover.
     
    herzalot, Jul 18, 2019
    #6
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  7. UPSed

    UPSed iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Simi Valley
    Name:
    Ed
    Current Bike:
    Niner Jet 9 RDO
    :Roflmao:Roflmao:Roflmao
     
    UPSed, Jul 18, 2019
    #7
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  8. MrGreedom

    MrGreedom Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Los Angeles
    Name:
    Ryan
    Current Bike:
    BH Lynx6
    It will be good to drive down telegraph and not have to hear about f@cking manholes.
     
    MrGreedom, Jul 18, 2019
    #8
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  9. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    Someplace has to be the edge. I'd rather live in Berkeley than Birmingham.
     
    rossage, Jul 18, 2019
    #9
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  10. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Alabama, or England?

    You can have Berkeley.
     
    Runs with Scissors, Jul 18, 2019
    #10
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  11. Old&InTheWay

    Old&InTheWay Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orange, Ca.
    Name:
    Steve
    Current Bike:
    2017 Intense Primer Pro
    As the locals call it " Berserkly "
     
    Old&InTheWay, Jul 18, 2019
    #11
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  12. Danmtchl

    Danmtchl iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Bakersfield
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    2020 Trek Fuel EX 9.7
    Danmtchl, Jul 18, 2019
    #12
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  13. Cornholio

    Cornholio iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    B
    Current Bike:
    Huffy
    Ridiculous, I thought they loved manholes there.

    Some people just need to keep going further left on the coast until they are underwater. Next you’ll see people protesting male Santa Clauses in malls, renaming bucks and does to non-binary gender neutral deer names, banning the Discovery Channel because it is too gender specific with the animal kingdom because they don’t have a voice, etc.

    Getting too political? I really don’t care anymore, it’s time to speak up against this nonsense.
     
    Cornholio, Jul 18, 2019
    #13
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  14. Cornholio

    Cornholio iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    B
    Current Bike:
    Huffy
    At least they Sh!t in their own trailers in Birmingham rather than your front lawn/parks/sidewalks/etc. like they do in Berkeley.
     
    Cornholio, Jul 18, 2019
    #14
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  15. BonsaiNut

    BonsaiNut iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    Troutman, NC
    Name:
    Greg P
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Hightower CC XX1
    You want to really piss them off, just offer, in the spirit of fairness, to change "manhole" to "womanhole". Everyone happy, right? :)

    And in related news... another reason why I will NEVER live in Berkeley:

    Berkeley bans natural gas in new homes

    My favorite part of the article:
    The ordinance allocates $273,341 per year for a two-year staff position in the Building and Safety Division within the city’s Department of Planning and Development. The employee will be responsible for implementing the ban.
     
    BonsaiNut, Jul 18, 2019
    #15
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  16. Cornholio

    Cornholio iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    B
    Current Bike:
    Huffy
    Live in? I wouldn’t even visit.
     
    Cornholio, Jul 18, 2019
    #16
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  17. Danimal

    Danimal iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Mission Viejo
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    Epic Evo
    Maybe we should rename Mangos to a gender neutral fruit. Oh wait, can't call it fruit, that's not gender neutral either as the straight might be offended. Don't even get me started on bananas and cucumbers... Just ban them altogether!

    Awe crap, I thought I was a man and like woman, but then.....! :facepalm::facepalm: o_O
     
    Danimal, Jul 18, 2019
    #17
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  18. mountaingirl sara

    mountaingirl sara iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    So Cal
    Name:
    Sara
    Current Bike:
    Ibis Ripley
    :Roflmao:Roflmao:thumbsup:
     
    mountaingirl sara, Jul 18, 2019
    #18
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  19. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    Talibama
     
    rossage, Jul 18, 2019
    #19
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  20. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Da souf wull rise agin!!!
     
    Runs with Scissors, Jul 18, 2019
    #20
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  21. SnakeCharmer

    SnakeCharmer iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Front Range, San Gabes
    Name:
    Mike, aka "Ssnake"
    Current Bike:
    YT Izzo
    Oh, and by the way, this is my manhole cover. Whats the big fuss about???

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    SnakeCharmer, Jul 18, 2019
    #21
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  22. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Call me Ishi but leave me alone.
     
    DangerDirtyD, Jul 18, 2019
    #22
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  23. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Oh, I don't know. I heard that "In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo hoo ooo..."
     
    Faust29, Jul 18, 2019
    #23
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  24. MolarM

    MolarM Member

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    Mike
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz 5010
    Now we all did what we could do
     
    MolarM, Jul 18, 2019
    #24
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  25. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Well Watergate does not bother me...
     
    herzalot, Jul 18, 2019
    #25
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  26. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Does your conscience bother you?
     
    Runs with Scissors, Jul 18, 2019
    #26
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  27. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    Sweet home Berkeley?
     
    rossage, Jul 18, 2019
    #27
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  28. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    :bang: :facepalm:
     
    herzalot, Jul 18, 2019
    #28
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  29. da big hills

    da big hills iMTB Rockstah

    Location:
    pearl harbor
    Name:
    cagey
    Current Bike:
    enduro 29
    I guess they can call the sewer ones schist holes. The power ones Blow holes, and the storm drains dumps in the sea holes
    happy insane cowifornica trails
     
    da big hills, Jul 18, 2019
    #29
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  30. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    And I'm from the South

     
    rossage, Jul 18, 2019
    #30
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