Crickets?

Discussion in 'Crash Confessions' started by hill^billy, Feb 23, 2016.


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  1. hill^billy

    hill^billy iMTB Rockstah

    Crickets? Don't get me wrong, it's a good thing!
     
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  2. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Grasshoppers?
     
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  3. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    Crickets made you crash? No one is talking about your crickets...I mean, crash? Whuh?
     
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  4. rossage

    rossage iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    East Sacramento
    Name:
    Ross Lawson
    Current Bike:
    Highball
    I am the Walrus!
    Goo goo GA joob!
     
  5. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Kafka?

    "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect."
     
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  6. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    ^^^Lysergic Acid Diethylamide right there...wowza!!
     
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  7. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Kafka didn't need LSD... He was naturally nuts.
     
  8. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Oh so now we are going to go all existentialist and Sh!t? - ok bring it on. Or don't. It's your choice - and you control your destiny.
     
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  9. tortoise

    tortoise Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Cave Creek, AZ
    Name:
    Tom
    LSD and Bikes... Probably a bad idea..
    Well maybe a mountain bike but cruisin' on the boardwalk on a beach cruiser maybe not so bad.....?:(
     
  10. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Wow!
     
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  11. blixet

    blixet Well-Known Member

    Location:
    San Gabriel Valley
    Name:
    Tom
    Current Bike:
    Transition Scout, TJ Ti
    icytrails......

    .trails.jpg
     
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  12. BIKEMONSTER

    BIKEMONSTER Member

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    BIKEMONSTER
    Current Bike:
    Vintage Stumpjumper
    Yeah, the silence is deafening...

    ...And this thread is heading South fast. :laugh:
     
  13. ridinrox

    ridinrox Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Fullerton
    Name:
    Roxanne
    Current Bike:
    '16 Giant Trance Advance
    Mikie had a lil truck
    Its paint as white as snow
    He drove to Golden Eagle one day
    Where Rox was sure to go.

    BaaĆ a ...
     
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  14. hill^billy

    hill^billy iMTB Rockstah

    Well then, I guess the confessional will stay empty for now, who says we have to confess all our sins to our mtb peers anyway? Oh and if one does not get hurt in any way, is it even worth posting up a confession?
     
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  15. Danimal

    Danimal iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Mission Viejo
    Name:
    Dan
    Current Bike:
    Epic Evo
    I'm confused....
     
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  16. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Here's what I think this thread is about....

    It's in "Crash Confessions" so it should be about a crash. HillBilly hasn't seen any posts about crashes lately (although there have been some gnarly ones involving our members or their friends). So HillBilly starts a thread to say nobody is posting anything here, slyly titled "crickets." The rest of us have no idea what he's talking about, so we assume it's the drugs talking, or he's gone into existential angst. Or both...

    Then it gets weird....
     
  17. hill^billy

    hill^billy iMTB Rockstah


    Leave it to a teacher to figure it mostly out, allthough it's has been kind of fun, and I apologize , watching this thread go south ,we know this wouldn't be the first time thats happened :). I was just trying to flush an imtb brother out of the closet, but it certainly could be that he doesn't frequent this site as much, I knew at some point I needed to explain my post.
     
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  18. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    West Anaheim
    Name:
    Mark Whitaker
    Current Bike:
    Giant XTC with pedals
    If a tree falls on a tree-hugger, is it called poetic justice?

    If cows could fly, would we all carry really large umbrellas? If chickens had lips, would they ..., no, that's too weird even for this group.:sick::whistling:
     
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  19. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    When I was a kid, my friend's doberman was hit and killed by a falling tree... I can still picture the aftermath. :sick:

    We're no closer to being back on track, are we?
     
  20. Varaxis

    Varaxis Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Perris
    Name:
    Dan Vu
    Current Bike:
    Yeti SB5c ('16 Yellow v1)
    There's also crickets in the DH forums. Related?
     
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  21. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    What thread on imtbtrails DOESN'T go south?;)
     
  22. hill^billy

    hill^billy iMTB Rockstah

    Only because we are inherently programed to derail or own a$$'$. ;)
     
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  23. MCB2K

    MCB2K Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Castle Rock, CO
    Name:
    Brian Kiggins
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Tallboy LTc
    It's the dead season.
     
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  24. Grego

    Grego iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Fullerton
    Name:
    joe
    Current Bike:
    WFO9
    here ya go

     
  25. doublewide

    doublewide iMTB Rockstah

    Name:
    Mark
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Tallcan
    Who was that? The boy needs to loosen up a bit....
     
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  26. Grego

    Grego iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Fullerton
    Name:
    joe
    Current Bike:
    WFO9
    BP affiliate Eaton Rivers. :eek:
     
  27. doublewide

    doublewide iMTB Rockstah

    Name:
    Mark
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Tallcan
    Ahhhh..... I thought that was Eaton Streams for a minute....
     
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  28. jaime

    jaime Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Corona, ca
    Name:
    jaime
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    '20 YT Jeffsy carbon 27'5
  29. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    The title of this thread is the word that got me banned at the other site! :D:p
     
  30. doublewide

    doublewide iMTB Rockstah

    Name:
    Mark
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Tallcan
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