Where are all the MTB Hotties?

Discussion in 'Free Zone' started by verdugist, Oct 7, 2015.

  1. doublewide

    doublewide iMTB Rockstah

    Name:
    Mark
    Current Bike:
    Santa Cruz Tallcan
    Caitlyn Jenner???
     
  2. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Yes yes yes on post #64, meh on post #65. Sorry J.
     
  3. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
  4. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower

    YEah.....no. :Barefoot:

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  5. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    How would you even know.....like shitty says, one of them could be Caitlyn Jenner. :whistling: :eek: :laugh::laugh:
     
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  6. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    I think the cross country girls are hotter, like post 63. I always get the vibe that downhill chicks could kick my ass... not on a bike, but like, in a bar fight... well, on the bike, too... :whistling:
     
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  7. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
    You say that like it would be a bad thing ;)
     
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  8. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Emily Batty... 'nuff said.
     
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  9. UPSed

    UPSed iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Simi Valley
    Name:
    Ed
    Current Bike:
    Niner Jet 9 RDO
    I'm a Jolanda Neff kind of guy myself.
     
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  10. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    OK, here's a completely inappropriate post for this thread, but here goes...

    Fox suspension decided to make an all orange (stanchioned) fork for the #1 rider so we, the consumers, could clearly see what fork was on the #1 rider's bike. Sooo, we see the orange Fox on the bikes of Aaron Gwin, Rachel Atherton, Richie Rude and evidently Yolanda Neff. That's pretty dominant, considering Rock Shox has half the market. They're only missing Cecile Ravanel and Nino Schurter. Not sure about the juniors in DH, EWS and XC. Clever marketing gimmick - ugly fork.

    So now you may return to finding and posting pictures of beautiful young women and their bikes.

    And, @Mikie I don't think the hottie in the bra is Batty.
     
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  11. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
  12. herzalot

    herzalot iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Name:
    Chris
    Current Bike:
    2020 Revel Rail,Yeti SB 130 LR
    Batty...
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  13. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
  14. UPSed

    UPSed iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Simi Valley
    Name:
    Ed
    Current Bike:
    Niner Jet 9 RDO
    I'm guessing this is why I like Jolanda. Jennifer back in '99 on her MTB race team.

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  15. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
    Uncanny, especially when they're both in the red kit!
     
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  16. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
    Yea it's gotta be the hair

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  17. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
  18. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    No pic, no Likie. :p
     
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  19. Racer X

    Racer X Member

    Location:
    A valid location
    Name:
    B
    Current Bike:
    Kona Explosif
    My inspiration for bike riding….

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  20. Racer X

    Racer X Member

    Location:
    A valid location
    Name:
    B
    Current Bike:
    Kona Explosif
    You people dissin' and missin' the Floop…that's why you don't see the hotties. Before it was the Floop, it was the Saturday Afternoon Tea Social to ride the Fullerton Path back in those days.

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    They're headed up Euclid towards Myer's Pond…later renamed Laguna Lake.
    :D
     
  21. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    I posted the pic right below it you pinhead! :laugh::Roflmao:rolleyes:
     
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  22. Faust29

    Faust29 Moderator

    Location:
    irgendwo
    Name:
    B. Bunny
    Current Bike:
    I gots some bikes.
    Which is why you have 6 likes and Herz had two! No pic, no like! :p Notice I didn't like your picless post. :p
     
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  23. Mikie

    Mikie Admin/iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    NW Arkansas
    Name:
    Mikie Watson
    Current Bike:
    Ibis DV9 / SC Hightower
    Soooooooo....... If I post THIS! I get likes?o_O Huh...
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  24. mtnbikej

    mtnbikej J-Zilla

    Location:
    Orange
    Name:
    J
    Current Bike:
    SC Chameleon SS, SC Hightower
    Yes.....but I still like these better:

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  25. DangerDirtyD

    DangerDirtyD iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    CA
    Name:
    Chicken Nugget
    Current Bike:
    2018 Guerrilla Gravity SMASH
    Nice shoes!
     
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  26. Racer X

    Racer X Member

    Location:
    A valid location
    Name:
    B
    Current Bike:
    Kona Explosif
    What shoes?
     
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  27. MrGreedom

    MrGreedom Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Los Angeles
    Name:
    Ryan
    Current Bike:
    BH Lynx6
    You sir, win at the internet for the day.
     
  28. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
    Yeah, that's a good pic & bit of history!
     
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  29. Cyclotourist

    Cyclotourist iMTB Hooligan

    Location:
    Redlands
    Name:
    David
    Current Bike:
    Don't fence me in!
    Yeah, pretty much...
     
  30. Luis

    Luis iMTB Addict

    Location:
    Sylmar
    Name:
    Luis
    Current Bike:
    La Diabla
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    OK enough with the nostalgia, we now return you to our regularly scheduled programming of hottie Mtb girls...
     
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