The Derailed Thread...

Ignorance is like nuclear power: it can be used for good or evil, and you don't want to get any on you.

 

Because of the war...

 

Infected incision sites suck.

Pseudomonas makes skin look pink and purple.

 

Yes, but you must submit that on DD-247b. The DD-256a will get you nowhere in this situation. Just sayin'

 

I'm so lost.

 

Yeah but if the charges don't stick... you'll be fine! Think of it that way.

 

The Dirty Bird strikes again!

 

Should I trust this fart?

 

for what its worth

 

Are those dogs supposed to be stuck together?

 

It's a magic trick, here give the hose son.

 

Dispatch: What is your ETA to 837 Country Club?

Me: When they look outside and see the UPS truck in front of their house, that is my ETA.

 

Please return the stewardess to her original upright position. (RIP GC)

 

Does anyone here speak Jive?

 

Barbara Billingsley does! You go June!

"Shiiit" (Golly!)

 

Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl...

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's three in a row about the same thing. That qualifies as a rail. 3 points define a plane (at least, according to Euclid).

 

Barbie says: Math is hard.

 

Flying is all about learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. (RIP DA)

And figuring out how to fire missiles at right angles to reality: Way cool!!

 

3.14159265

 

I wanna ride my bike!