Amazon Grips...

While browsing for purple red monkey grips, I came across a generic offering. Not quite sure what to make of the instructions...

Google Translate Fail:

• This do set of wall with antiskid and catch hair design, install, the handlebar on water surface, the set of wall with water, also can be installed.
• If this method is not good to use detergent water is used in the set of the lining and the surface of the handle bar can be installed in. One of the best approach is to gas blow it up.

 

Seems legit.

 

I dated an Amazon gal with nice grips once in my younger days.

 

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There I fixed it for you. You are welcomed!

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I can translate Chinglish.

You should be able to install with just water. If not, use soapy water.

 

Yes, but you gotta do it with your hair looking Fashionable

 

I speak jive...