Who will be the next contestant on AVATAR!

Well...we know what his belly looks like. And we know he sired progeny, so I’m not assuming anything

 

Okay...
I can't take it anymore!
I just KNOW that @DangerDirtyD is messing with me on this whole Avatar thingy...
Taunting and tempting me is not wise, but that is how this crazy man rolls.

Looks like...
...It's time to play

Who will be the next contestant on A.V.A.T.A.R.!
So for those of you who are new, the idea is to suggest pics that best describe the contestant which happens to be Triple D. Then I choose which will be "the one", and I load up the avatar.
This is a tough one as he has many sides to him.

So let the games begin! Who will come up with the Avatar for the one, the only, the mentally disturbed... @DangerDirtyD !

 

Just did a image search for Dirty D
I lose this one...

 

It's either the speedo shot, or @doublewide 's pic of the fat roman on the couch eating grapes... Nothing else will work.

 

How about the shot of wolfie under the full moon? Or is that just too amazing for day-to-day use?

 

I am protesting til this gets resolved.

 

It has to be the speedo shot on the beach...

 

You guys like that photo of the speedo, dontcha?

 

Whoaaaah!
Let's just not just jump to conclusions here!
The Triple D Tailwind/Taco Puke is petty powerful!


...and you were right DDD! It "is" funny, now that it is later!

 

Where are all the hottie mtb boys?

 

Ha hah hah!

 

For the love of (Deity of your choice) and all that's holy..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Speak for yourself

 

LOL! Good one el presidente!

 

LOVE this image!

 

Me too!

 

I can’t even look at this

 

Yeah baby!

 

Not again..I’ve already seen this

 

I'm truly hoping that photo is photoshopped. I can't imagine anyone would be able to function with the equivalent of two pony kegs strapped to her chest. And if the photo is real - and she attained that through voluntary means (surgery) she straight up cuckoo, and the Dr. should have his/her license revoked for gross negligence and violation of the hippocratic oath. If the photo is real, and the boobs are real...yikes. Some strange genetics and cell mutation going on.

 

That’s GOT to be photoshopped!

 

Can you imagine going over braking bumps with those? Oh gosh -

 

Redefines "self-flagellation."

 

LOL! No I can’t even imagine, they’re painful to even LOOK at! And wearing them would be killer on the back

 

I'm picturing a Gopro Slo-Mo right now. Stop! I can't get it out of my head!

 

Anytime amigo

 

@SnakeCharmer @UPSed you guys are derailing my derail

 

The trail isn't Car Wreck, but it definitely looks like Laguna. The action is certainly reminiscent of your Car Wreck OTB, although you were behind me, so I didn't witness it. Frankly, yours was far gnarlier, and in a much tougher spot!

Time to come back and redeem thyself!

 

...And I am ready to come back and smack that beach in the azz!

 

Hmm mm! The power that Bee's used his magic wand. Lol